The Sex Thread - Page 49

wolf · 11-26-2005, 02:46 PM

There is nothing in my qigong book about Iron Crotch.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-27-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

But I don't feel Japanese...

I just got that....doh.

plthijinx · 11-29-2005, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by joelnwil

Anybody here try the Iron Crotch trick?.....

nope. i've been busy using it to shatter the previously mentioned records!
4 times yesterday! before work, twice at lunch, and after work! ahhhhhh i feel much better now! it's great having the g/f/soulmate home!

Elspode · 11-29-2005, 02:27 PM

What happened to the big romantic spectacle? Did it just collapse into a giant pool of spooge or what?

plthijinx · 11-29-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

What happened to the big romantic spectacle? Did it just collapse into a giant pool of spooge or what?

let's just say that nothing ever goes as planned!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-30-2005, 08:08 AM

That's OK. Somehow, collapsed in a post-orgasm puddle of sweat, those plans that went awry don't seem important.

Elspode · 11-30-2005, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

There is nothing in my qigong book about Iron Crotch.

You need to get a Qidong book.

BigV · 11-30-2005, 02:04 PM

That's the one with all the different clappers in it, right?

homerunsally · 12-02-2005, 10:15 PM

Dear Anonomous,
no means yes when she's just a little mad at you
no means yes when she doesn't really want to but will
no means yes when a little more foreplay will do the trick
no means yes when she has a headache to get her mind off the freakin headache
no means yes when she wants you to put a little more effort forth
no means yes when the timong is just a bit off
when will you guys ever figure us out

xoxoxoBruce · 12-03-2005, 12:09 AM

It would be easier to build a bridge to Hawaii.

We could figure it out eventually if you'd get together and agree on a common code. New woman? Start all over again.

capnhowdy · 12-03-2005, 08:17 AM

if we figured them out, they wouldn't be fun to play with anymore.

Rock Steady · 12-16-2005, 03:27 AM

Inspired by this thread, wife and I had two date nights in a hotel away from the kids. Our third is booked for the last week of the year.

Thanks to all of you, I'm having sex again after a three year hiatus, once a month!

Trilby · 12-16-2005, 03:48 AM

How come only the married people are having sex?

1970's culture message, RE: sex; obviously fraudulent.

*pissed*

itsjulie · 12-16-2005, 06:15 AM

Anyone had phone sex?

Trilby · 12-16-2005, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by itsjulie

Anyone had phone sex?

yes, and it is very fun. I highly recommend it.

11-26-2005, 02:46 PM	#721
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	There is nothing in my qigong book about Iron Crotch. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-29-2005, 02:27 PM	#724
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	What happened to the big romantic spectacle? Did it just collapse into a giant pool of spooge or what? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-30-2005, 08:08 AM	#726
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's OK. Somehow, collapsed in a post-orgasm puddle of sweat, those plans that went awry don't seem important. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-30-2005, 02:04 PM	#728
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	That's the one with all the different clappers in it, right? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-03-2005, 12:09 AM	#730
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It would be easier to build a bridge to Hawaii. We could figure it out eventually if you'd get together and agree on a common code. New woman? Start all over again. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-02-2005, 10:15 PM	#729
homerunsally Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: B.C.Canada Where we can play ball all year long Posts: 2	Dear Anonomous, no means yes when she's just a little mad at you no means yes when she doesn't really want to but will no means yes when a little more foreplay will do the trick no means yes when she has a headache to get her mind off the freakin headache no means yes when she wants you to put a little more effort forth no means yes when the timong is just a bit off when will you guys ever figure us out

12-03-2005, 08:17 AM	#731
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	if we figured them out, they wouldn't be fun to play with anymore. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-16-2005, 03:27 AM	#732
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	Inspired by this thread, wife and I had two date nights in a hotel away from the kids. Our third is booked for the last week of the year. Thanks to all of you, I'm having sex again after a three year hiatus, once a month! __________________

12-16-2005, 03:48 AM	#733
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	How come only the married people are having sex? 1970's culture message, RE: sex; obviously fraudulent. pissed __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-16-2005, 06:15 AM	#734
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	Anyone had phone sex? __________________ I like to know stuff!

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