7/29/2002: Navel fluff collection

Undertoad · 07-29-2002, 10:06 AM

Only days after the toenail collection guy comes the navel fluff collection guy. This gent appears to have two decades' worth.

"Over the last 18 years my navel has accumulated an average of 3.03 milligrams of fluff each day, with little variation between one day and the next. Weighing such small quantities with any accuracy requires a large sample collected over a long period, and I doubt that many people have done this, so its not known whether the volume of fluff generated by my navel is any indication of what is normal."

Again, friends, let your freak flag fly.

Griff · 07-29-2002, 10:52 AM

Does the Army have a fluff collector as well?

warch · 07-29-2002, 02:12 PM

Profile: The navel is a slightly puckered and serrated innie. He is 33-37, divorced, white, with a passion for flannel and precision Dremel tools.

And · 07-29-2002, 03:15 PM

y'know, this is almost worse than coprophilia...

xant · 07-30-2002, 10:05 AM

I like that he has them cleared labeled with the date and the words "navel fluff". So he doesn't confuse them with his collection of dust bunnies, I assume.

blase · 07-30-2002, 01:37 PM

He needs to stop wearing cotton. No more navel fluff.

elSicomoro · 07-30-2002, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xant
I like that he has them cleared labeled with the date and the words "navel fluff". So he doesn't confuse them with his collection of dust bunnies, I assume.

Or so he doesn't confuse it with his collection of ass lint.

Vegeta · 07-31-2002, 04:59 PM

A collector of fluff, huh? With over two jars' worth, I guess that would make him quite a fluffer.

Griff · 07-31-2002, 05:16 PM

or a fluffer nutter

Angelus · 07-31-2002, 09:48 PM

What gets me is the different colors. Almost as if he decided to wear only red shirts for a couple months, then switched to another color.

Then again, I already know more about this guy than I really want to...

jaguar · 08-01-2002, 12:41 AM

My theory is all the picking meant it was bleeding. I hope noone was eating diner.

Undertoad · 08-01-2002, 09:27 AM

It could just be that the older stuff has faded?

warch · 08-01-2002, 11:29 AM

In this longitudinal study, color patterns, strata, appear. He undoubtably has his favorite shirt, his "golden boy" as it were. The change in color occurs when another garment rises to the coveted status in his laundry/wardrobe rotation. There is much to learn.

07-29-2002, 10:06 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/29/2002: Navel fluff collection Only days after the toenail collection guy comes the navel fluff collection guy. This gent appears to have two decades' worth. "Over the last 18 years my navel has accumulated an average of 3.03 milligrams of fluff each day, with little variation between one day and the next. Weighing such small quantities with any accuracy requires a large sample collected over a long period, and I doubt that many people have done this, so its not known whether the volume of fluff generated by my navel is any indication of what is normal." Again, friends, let your freak flag fly.

07-29-2002, 10:52 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Does the Army have a fluff collector as well? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-29-2002, 03:15 PM	#4
And Conjunction Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Conjunction Junction Posts: 168	y'know, this is almost worse than coprophilia... __________________ -And, Word Wrangler and Keeper of the Cuttlefish.

07-30-2002, 10:05 AM	#5
xant Belt Conveyor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 65	Labels I like that he has them cleared labeled with the date and the words "navel fluff". So he doesn't confuse them with his collection of dust bunnies, I assume.

07-31-2002, 05:16 PM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	or a fluffer nutter __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-29-2002, 02:12 PM	#3
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Profile: The navel is a slightly puckered and serrated innie. He is 33-37, divorced, white, with a passion for flannel and precision Dremel tools.

07-30-2002, 01:37 PM	#6
blase Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 91	He needs to stop wearing cotton. No more navel fluff.

07-31-2002, 04:59 PM	#8
Vegeta As far beyond mutants as they beyond you Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: United States Posts: 52	A collector of fluff, huh? With over two jars' worth, I guess that would make him quite a fluffer.

07-31-2002, 09:48 PM	#10
Angelus What kinda name is that? Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 16	What gets me is the different colors. Almost as if he decided to wear only red shirts for a couple months, then switched to another color. Then again, I already know more about this guy than I really want to...

08-01-2002, 12:41 AM	#11
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	My theory is all the picking meant it was bleeding. I hope noone was eating diner. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

08-01-2002, 09:27 AM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It could just be that the older stuff has faded?

08-01-2002, 11:29 AM	#13
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	In this longitudinal study, color patterns, strata, appear. He undoubtably has his favorite shirt, his "golden boy" as it were. The change in color occurs when another garment rises to the coveted status in his laundry/wardrobe rotation. There is much to learn.

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