8/2/2002: Water buffalo

[therosser]

Originally posted by juju
Everybody's got a water buffalo,
yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh where'd we get them? I don't know,
but everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo.

You can't go around saying "everybody's got a water buffalo!" Everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! You keep saying that, and before you know it, you're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's MY water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" Are you prepared to deal with that? I didn't think so!