Quote of the day - Page 21

joelnwil · 08-27-2009, 06:16 PM

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

And, when asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, Dorothy Parker said, "You can bring a horticulture but you can't make her think."

BigV · 09-01-2009, 10:34 PM

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -- Dr. Seuss

Thanks to Sheldonrs.

BigV · 09-17-2009, 12:57 PM

Risk more than others think is safe.
Care more than others think is wise.
Dream more than others think is practical.
Expect more than others think is possible.

--Cadet Maxim, USMA, West Point, NY

dar512 · 09-23-2009, 10:35 PM

"The fastest way to a man's heart ... is to tear a hole in his ribcage."

skysidhe · 09-28-2009, 09:21 PM

"Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment." – Horace

morethanpretty · 09-29-2009, 11:49 AM

‘You can imprison a man, but not an idea. You can exile a man, but not an idea. You can kill a man, but not an idea.’

— Benazir Bhutto

TheDaVinciChode · 09-29-2009, 12:03 PM

"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?" - Jules

"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." - Marsellus

(Sorry for the profanity and occasional "racial" slur. If it makes you feel any better about yourselves, or the above quote, the person saying it, too, was black, so he was not using it in a "racially" derogative manner.)

Any guesses as to what movie I was just watching?

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2009, 12:29 PM

One of the movies I have memorized from beginning to end.

Watch it though, I was accused of being a racist because I quoted (EGAD) Gone With the Wind.

Ya gettin' this, rog?

plthijinx · 09-29-2009, 12:36 PM

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.
-- Harry S. Truman

Pie · 09-29-2009, 12:40 PM

You're not a real man unless you change at least six variables at once.

Trilby · 09-29-2009, 12:43 PM

But you see in dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character and I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch woman... S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what.

classicman · 09-29-2009, 01:10 PM

"I love you too."

My son

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2009, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

"I love you too."

My son

Radar · 11-13-2009, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

"I love you too."

My son

My daughter says "I love you too daddy" before I even say "I love you". She must be psychic.

Sheldonrs · 11-13-2009, 03:23 PM

"You can't make a Hamlet without breaking a few legs."

08-27-2009, 06:16 PM	#1
joelnwil Major Inhabitant Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Silver Spring MD Posts: 128	Quotations "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." And, when asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, Dorothy Parker said, "You can bring a horticulture but you can't make her think."

09-01-2009, 10:34 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -- Dr. Seuss Thanks to Sheldonrs. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-17-2009, 12:57 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible. --Cadet Maxim, USMA, West Point, NY __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-23-2009, 10:35 PM	#4
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	"The fastest way to a man's heart ... is to tear a hole in his ribcage." __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

09-29-2009, 11:49 AM	#6
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	‘You can imprison a man, but not an idea. You can exile a man, but not an idea. You can kill a man, but not an idea.’ — Benazir Bhutto __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

09-28-2009, 09:21 PM	#5
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	"Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment." – Horace

09-29-2009, 12:03 PM	#7
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?" - Jules "I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." - Marsellus (Sorry for the profanity and occasional "racial" slur. If it makes you feel any better about yourselves, or the above quote, the person saying it, too, was black, so he was not using it in a "racially" derogative manner.) Any guesses as to what movie I was just watching?

09-29-2009, 12:29 PM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	One of the movies I have memorized from beginning to end. Watch it though, I was accused of being a racist because I quoted (EGAD) Gone With the Wind. Ya gettin' this, rog? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2009, 12:36 PM	#9
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours. -- Harry S. Truman __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-29-2009, 12:40 PM	#10
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	You're not a real man unless you change at least six variables at once. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

09-29-2009, 12:43 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	But you see in dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character and I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch woman... S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-29-2009, 01:10 PM	#12
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	"I love you too." My son __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-13-2009, 03:23 PM	#15
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"You can't make a Hamlet without breaking a few legs." __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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