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Aim 4 The Moon
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: at my computer
Posts: 32
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when one door of happiness closes, another one opens, but often we look so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one which has opened
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"If all the worlds a stage, I want to operate the trap door!" |
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Worthless
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 8
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"My lips are chapped with rage." I just said that.
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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What you cannot enforce, do not command. -- Sophocles, dramatist (495?-406 BCE)
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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Sun Hacker
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Silver Spring, MD
Posts: 48
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Just because the keg is full, doesn't mean the beer is bad.
--friend of a friend, in response to "She's been single for a year now. That has to mean something."
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Burn the land and boil the sea, You can't take the sky from me. |
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Major Inhabitant
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Silver Spring MD
Posts: 128
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Quotations
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
And, when asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, Dorothy Parker said, "You can bring a horticulture but you can't make her think." |
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Huh?
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Gallman, MS, USA
Posts: 384
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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This is what I think of your rules.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -- Dr. Seuss
Thanks to Sheldonrs.
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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Risk more than others think is safe.
Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible. --Cadet Maxim, USMA, West Point, NY
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
Posts: 4,968
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"The fastest way to a man's heart ... is to tear a hole in his ribcage."
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"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller |
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 6,828
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"Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment." – Horace
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
Posts: 2,957
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‘You can imprison a man, but not an idea. You can exile a man, but not an idea. You can kill a man, but not an idea.’
— Benazir Bhutto
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Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien |
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Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 339
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"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?" - Jules
"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." - Marsellus (Sorry for the profanity and occasional "racial" slur. If it makes you feel any better about yourselves, or the above quote, the person saying it, too, was black, so he was not using it in a "racially" derogative manner.) Any guesses as to what movie I was just watching? ![]() |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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One of the movies I have memorized from beginning to end.
Watch it though, I was accused of being a racist because I quoted (EGAD) Gone With the Wind. ![]() Ya gettin' this, rog?
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 4,197
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It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.
-- Harry S. Truman
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For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream. |
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