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Old 01-06-2006, 04:59 PM   #11
Badgerino
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great thought

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Originally Posted by Jordon
First, we should do anything necessary to stop this, up to and including full scale invasion. If they were to use a nuke, the US would incinerate them inside an hour.
Except that nukes are the big stick that no rational government would use, but then are King George and his court rational? How do we stop the nuclear fallout from drifting over countries that are friendly to us? I suppose it is easier to say "sorry about that" than to ask permission or even council beforehand. How might China react to us messing up their oil supply? How about North Korea who already have nukes that can reach our shores? Although that might be difficult if we go up against one of the largest armies in the world who might give us a little tougher fight than the third rate army in Iraq gave the US.
But on to the next "I" country. Watch out Ireland and Italy because your time is coming, but don't worry India because you are too big and have nukes too even though you got a lot of them there Muslims. Oops! Did I forget Indonesia? There's terrists there too.

All the questions that get in the way of good old red-blooded American revenge. Will the South rise again? I hope not since General Sherman was a direct ancestor of mine. What happens if our own Native Americans develop a virus that kills only non-Native Americans so they can take back the country in revenge for our ethnic cleansing ancestors? I'd be in big trouble again since my family has been in this country for nearly 400 years except maybe my Native American great grandma might help, but maybe 1/8th is not enough blood to help. Probably won't happen anyways.

Just think, the time will probably come soon when we look upon these as the good old days. We'll say to our kids and grandkids, "I remember when gas was less than $3 a gallon and you could still get it. We thought that we were the greatest and could do whatever we wanted to do. Of course that was before King George nuked Iran and China and the rest of the world helped to crush our economy. They said a Depression could never happen again, but here we are. As the Lord said, 'How art the mighty fallen'. I guess it's just us and the Roman Empire. Damn, learning Chinese is hard. Are there any beans left?"
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