The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 75

wolf · 02-18-2006, 12:38 AM

I had a patient that used to do that, but the gratification was solely in the object insertion. He didn't need any further, um, insertion.

zippyt · 02-18-2006, 12:49 AM

and I knew a dude that got out of the USMC for sticking a ballpoint pen up/ down there , they put him out for being CRASY !!!!

Hell all he had to do was sep out of formation , walk up to the CO and give him a BIG Sloppy kiss , sit down , light a joint , and wait for the MP's .

this was befor the politicaly correctness of today .

wolf · 02-18-2006, 12:54 AM

Yep. Today he'd get a good conduct medal and a promotion.

Elspode · 02-18-2006, 08:10 AM

...and a date later that night.

zippyt · 02-18-2006, 10:05 AM

This 'Splains it All !!!

glatt · 02-21-2006, 03:35 PM

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Elspode · 02-21-2006, 03:43 PM

These people look like poster children for a deepwater harbor donation campaign.

glatt · 02-21-2006, 03:53 PM

No idea. I found it here, but they don't have any info either.

Seems to be contrary to the typical pirate style of hitting fast and hard and taking off with just a few small valuables or else stealing the whole ship. It takes a lot of time, and several small co-ordinated boats to pull this one off. Not to mention a pirate who knows how to use a ship's crane. Doesn't make much sense.

I'd love to hear the story behind it.

Here's one last image.

zippyt · 02-21-2006, 05:01 PM

Could they be Buccaneer-Americans?
(They hate being called pirates)

Buccan-A Skippy !!!

capnhowdy · 02-21-2006, 05:09 PM

All that trouble...... to steal a gazillion shoes.

mrnoodle · 02-22-2006, 09:22 AM

probably don't want to cook your marshmallows over that.

glatt · 02-22-2006, 03:36 PM

no info. sorry.

Elspode · 02-22-2006, 05:24 PM

If you've ever smelled a cat fart, you'd know that these guys are concerned that a terrorist attack might be underway.

capnhowdy · 02-22-2006, 08:51 PM

And a cat up under the front bumper of the vehicle on the left?

moonspider666 · 02-22-2006, 09:51 PM

usa !!!!!

02-18-2006, 12:38 AM	#1111
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I had a patient that used to do that, but the gratification was solely in the object insertion. He didn't need any further, um, insertion. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-18-2006, 12:49 AM	#1112
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	and I knew a dude that got out of the USMC for sticking a ballpoint pen up/ down there , they put him out for being CRASY !!!! Hell all he had to do was sep out of formation , walk up to the CO and give him a BIG Sloppy kiss , sit down , light a joint , and wait for the MP's . this was befor the politicaly correctness of today . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-18-2006, 12:54 AM	#1113
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yep. Today he'd get a good conduct medal and a promotion. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-18-2006, 08:10 AM	#1114
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	...and a date later that night. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-18-2006, 10:05 AM	#1115
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	This 'Splains it All !!! Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-21-2006, 03:35 PM	#1116
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	. Attached Images

02-21-2006, 03:43 PM	#1117
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	These people look like poster children for a deepwater harbor donation campaign. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-21-2006, 03:53 PM	#1118
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	No idea. I found it here, but they don't have any info either. Seems to be contrary to the typical pirate style of hitting fast and hard and taking off with just a few small valuables or else stealing the whole ship. It takes a lot of time, and several small co-ordinated boats to pull this one off. Not to mention a pirate who knows how to use a ship's crane. Doesn't make much sense. I'd love to hear the story behind it. Here's one last image. Attached Images

02-21-2006, 05:01 PM	#1119
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Could they be Buccaneer-Americans? (They hate being called pirates) Buccan-A Skippy !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-21-2006, 05:09 PM	#1120
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	All that trouble...... to steal a gazillion shoes. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-22-2006, 09:22 AM	#1121
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	probably don't want to cook your marshmallows over that. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

02-22-2006, 03:36 PM	#1122
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	no info. sorry. Attached Images

02-22-2006, 05:24 PM	#1123
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	If you've ever smelled a cat fart, you'd know that these guys are concerned that a terrorist attack might be underway. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-22-2006, 08:51 PM	#1124
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	And a cat up under the front bumper of the vehicle on the left? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-22-2006, 09:51 PM	#1125
moonspider666 Complex Simpleton Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: wv,usa Posts: 18	usa !!!!! Attached Images __________________

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