Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Suck Job - Page 3

Urbane Guerrilla · 01-01-2006, 12:49 AM

Minor hijack: what's a John Titor? -- and why should we know him?

Elspode · 01-01-2006, 12:52 AM

Purported time traveler. Google him, kind of an interesting bunch of info.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-01-2006, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

pete.

Pete? Griff has a Centurion card?

wolf · 01-01-2006, 08:32 PM

How do you think he got the goats?

MaggieL · 01-21-2006, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

How do you think he got the goats?

Many Cellarites are experienced goat-getters.

Griff · 01-21-2006, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Pete? Griff has a Centurion card?

Shush. You're gonna tip off The Man.

01-21-2006, 08:56 PM

Too late, Griff! The goat is already out of the barn. I believe it was last seen headed in the direction of Sunsparkz's place.

elSicomoro · 01-21-2006, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Shush. You're gonna tip off The Man.

Too late...I'm already here.

Oh...sorry, bro. You meant THE Man.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-21-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

Too late...I'm already here.

Oh...sorry, bro. You meant THE Man.

No. A man, you're excused. :p

wolf · 03-02-2006, 12:49 AM

This was originally posted to the What I Learned Today thread, but someday I will go looking for it again, and I won't find it unless it's posted here.

Today's lesson: There are psychiatrists in the world who are too stupid to be allowed to continue to practice.

wolf: Hello, suicide hotline, how may I help you?*

Dr Stupid: Yes, I need you to send someone out to see this patient of mine

wolf: We don't typically just go "see" someone. Why should we?

Dr. Stupid: Well, she left me a message early this morning telling me she was going to kill herself, and she hasn't responded to any of my phone calls.

wolf: It's 7:00

Dr. Stupid: Yes?

wolf: At Night.

Dr Stupid: So?

wolf: You didn't do anything other than try to call your patient?

Dr Stupid: No, what do you mean?

wolf: Did you call the police?

Dr Stupid: Why would I do that?

wolf: To check and see if your patient is not answering her phone because she is dead.

Dr Stupid: Oh.

wolf: Do you need the number for 911?

* This is the only line not an actual quote from the call. What I really say is "Emergency Service." None of the "how may I help you" crap on the initial answer of a call.

Torrere · 03-02-2006, 02:19 AM

heh

heh

heh

oh my god

and I'm still laughing at "Do you need the number for 911?"

Elspode · 03-02-2006, 12:55 PM

This sounds to me like a classic example of being unable to see the forest for the trees on the part of Dr.

lumberjim · 03-02-2006, 01:13 PM

was she dead?

wolf · 03-02-2006, 01:16 PM

I will probably never know.

capnhowdy · 03-04-2006, 06:36 PM

That part of the job would suck for me. Never knowing.

01-01-2006, 12:49 AM	#31
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Minor hijack: what's a John Titor? -- and why should we know him? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

01-01-2006, 12:52 AM	#32
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Purported time traveler. Google him, kind of an interesting bunch of info. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-01-2006, 08:32 PM	#34
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	How do you think he got the goats? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-02-2006, 12:49 AM	#40
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	This was originally posted to the What I Learned Today thread, but someday I will go looking for it again, and I won't find it unless it's posted here. Today's lesson: There are psychiatrists in the world who are too stupid to be allowed to continue to practice. wolf: Hello, suicide hotline, how may I help you?* Dr Stupid: Yes, I need you to send someone out to see this patient of mine wolf: We don't typically just go "see" someone. Why should we? Dr. Stupid: Well, she left me a message early this morning telling me she was going to kill herself, and she hasn't responded to any of my phone calls. wolf: It's 7:00 Dr. Stupid: Yes? wolf: At Night. Dr Stupid: So? wolf: You didn't do anything other than try to call your patient? Dr Stupid: No, what do you mean? wolf: Did you call the police? Dr Stupid: Why would I do that? wolf: To check and see if your patient is not answering her phone because she is dead. Dr Stupid: Oh. wolf: Do you need the number for 911? * This is the only line not an actual quote from the call. What I really say is "Emergency Service." None of the "how may I help you" crap on the initial answer of a call. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-02-2006, 12:55 PM	#42
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	This sounds to me like a classic example of being unable to see the forest for the trees on the part of Dr. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-21-2006, 08:56 PM	#37
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Too late, Griff! The goat is already out of the barn. I believe it was last seen headed in the direction of Sunsparkz's place.

03-02-2006, 02:19 AM	#41
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	heh heh heh oh my god and I'm still laughing at "Do you need the number for 911?"

03-02-2006, 01:13 PM	#43
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	was she dead? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-02-2006, 01:16 PM	#44
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I will probably never know. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-04-2006, 06:36 PM	#45
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	That part of the job would suck for me. Never knowing. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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