Where am I?

Angus · 03-05-2006, 10:44 AM

Where am I?

FallenFairy · 03-05-2006, 10:54 AM

where do you want to be?

03-05-2006, 12:16 PM

Don't you know where you are? Put your picture on a milk carton. Maybe someone will find you.

FallenFairy · 03-06-2006, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

Don't you know where you are? Put your picture on a milk carton. Maybe someone will find you.

LOL - Mari that was WAY funny

- I think I may just try it so I can know where I am!

Angus · 03-06-2006, 07:03 AM

Where do I want to be?

I want to be the Poet Laureate of McDonald's.

I want them to create the Angus McPoetry Meals, where one gets a free poem with every meal. Where McDonald's frequent diners can collect all of them and trade them with their friends.

I want to help this great corporation regain its glory through the power of poetry, and serve as a beacon to the world, sending the message that fast food & the arts are an unstoppable power.

I believe that world peace will be served on a plastic tray with a paper liner. 90% of the U.S. population has eaten at McDonald's within the last 30 days. The hamburger shall unite us as one, and the hamburger shall set us free. Simply because it sounds silly, the power of the medium has been overlooked. The medium is theirs, but the message can be ours. Pure. Positive.

But I realize now that I cannot accomplish this alone. I understand that I need help. And for some reason, fate keeps leading me back here. To you. My hope. My salvation.

This is your chance to be the Legion of Superheroes. The League of Extraordinary Cellar Participants.

Maybe.

Brianna, you especially shall be rewarded for your loyalty and devotion in the new world order.

wolf · 03-05-2006, 12:19 PM

As soon as you figure out where you are, please tell Brianna. She thinks you're hot.

Trilby · 03-05-2006, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

As soon as you figure out where you are, please tell Brianna. She thinks you're hot.

it's true! I lurrrrrrve Angus!

lookout123 · 03-05-2006, 09:36 PM

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I lurrrrrrve Angus!

i missed the "g" the first time i read that. it sounded so unlike Brianna that i had to re-read it. it fits in the thread better with the "g".

xoxoxoBruce · 03-05-2006, 10:31 PM

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it fits in the thread better with the "g".

Do you really think so?

FallenFairy · 03-06-2006, 07:22 AM

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This is your chance to be the Legion of Superheroes. The League of Extraordinary Cellar Participants.

I call dibs on the Wonder Woman outfit!!

A grand and worthy goal, Angus, a true revolutionary idea...
and it helps that I have a secret craving for a Big Mac...

Undertoad · 03-06-2006, 07:31 AM

I'm all for it, frankly it's an idea that's very long overdue. But already there's a marketing problem. There's no way McDonalds will publish Angus McPoetry when the competition has already branded an Angus Steak Burger.

mrnoodle · 03-06-2006, 09:30 AM

It's not a problem. The poetry is the selling point (that, and the world peace). We're not talking a simple sales gimmick for a fast food chain. This will revolutionize both poetry and burgers. Forever.

FallenFairy · 03-06-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

It's not a problem. The poetry is the selling point (that, and the world peace). We're not talking a simple sales gimmick for a fast food chain. This will revolutionize both poetry and burgers. Forever.

"How do I eat thee,
let me count the ways..."

Spexxvet · 03-06-2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Angus

Where am I?

Over there, in a box.

03-06-2006, 10:36 AM

Is the poetry going to rhyme?

I'll be a super hero for free verse, only.

Oh, and I think McDonalds should host poetry McSlams.

03-05-2006, 10:44 AM	#1
Angus Angus O'Mann, Poet Laureate, New Utopia Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 12	Where am I? Where am I?

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FallenFairy nope Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 322	where do you want to be? __________________ ~going, going... gone now

03-06-2006, 07:03 AM	#5
Angus Angus O'Mann, Poet Laureate, New Utopia Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 12	I think I remember now... Where do I want to be? I want to be the Poet Laureate of McDonald's. I want them to create the Angus McPoetry Meals, where one gets a free poem with every meal. Where McDonald's frequent diners can collect all of them and trade them with their friends. I want to help this great corporation regain its glory through the power of poetry, and serve as a beacon to the world, sending the message that fast food & the arts are an unstoppable power. I believe that world peace will be served on a plastic tray with a paper liner. 90% of the U.S. population has eaten at McDonald's within the last 30 days. The hamburger shall unite us as one, and the hamburger shall set us free. Simply because it sounds silly, the power of the medium has been overlooked. The medium is theirs, but the message can be ours. Pure. Positive. But I realize now that I cannot accomplish this alone. I understand that I need help. And for some reason, fate keeps leading me back here. To you. My hope. My salvation. This is your chance to be the Legion of Superheroes. The League of Extraordinary Cellar Participants. Maybe. Brianna, you especially shall be rewarded for your loyalty and devotion in the new world order. Last edited by Angus; 03-06-2006 at 07:06 AM.

03-05-2006, 12:19 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	As soon as you figure out where you are, please tell Brianna. She thinks you're hot. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-06-2006, 09:30 AM	#12
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	It's not a problem. The poetry is the selling point (that, and the world peace). We're not talking a simple sales gimmick for a fast food chain. This will revolutionize both poetry and burgers. Forever. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

03-05-2006, 12:16 PM	#3
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Don't you know where you are? Put your picture on a milk carton. Maybe someone will find you.

03-06-2006, 07:31 AM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I'm all for it, frankly it's an idea that's very long overdue. But already there's a marketing problem. There's no way McDonalds will publish Angus McPoetry when the competition has already branded an Angus Steak Burger.

03-06-2006, 10:36 AM	#15
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Is the poetry going to rhyme? I'll be a super hero for free verse, only. Oh, and I think McDonalds should host poetry McSlams.

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