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| Title: ShovelThatGoodSnow
| Clues: ASCII portrait in the source code, of Blaise Vigenere. See
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_de_Vigen%E8re for details
| about the man.
| A very long string of gibberish above the portrait, possibly
| Vigenere code.
| [Ml6 8vk8lzxsv7 6I GDJ y1 FJ,] photoshopped (upside-down and
| backwards) in the window.
| [3sv8v wrw sv w8lk sr7 z2v. 4rtmv8v?] photoshopped into the
| upper-right sky.
| 'Lonesome Suzie' lyrics, by Richard Manuel of The Band, popup
| upon page load.
| mouseover status message "poor chastener", which anagrams to
| "another corpse".
| Barcode decodes to "I was entirely alone in total darkness and
| it was utterly quiet."
All done...finally