Celebacy or Hot Meaningless Sex - Page 5

Cicero · 01-22-2009, 02:20 PM

Good point. The answer is still celibacy then. lol!

capnhowdy · 01-22-2009, 05:03 PM

I choose to be celibate except when I'm having hot, meaningless sex.

Elspode · 01-22-2009, 06:15 PM

You know, if you're celibate, then you know you aren't going to have hot sex.

If you at least *try*, you might win the big prize.

And for the record, unless you've bumped uglies with a crazy person, even bad sex is still better than *no* sex.

Aliantha · 01-22-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

even bad sex is still better than *no* sex.

Well, I dunno if I agree with that bit. I think bad sex is probably not worth the effort in general. Better off having a nice nap and dreaming about hot sex.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2009, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

And for the record, unless you've bumped uglies with a crazy person, even bad sex is still better than *no* sex.

The other night an ex-girlfriend called to tell me she had finally convinced the government she's crazy and was now going to get benefits.
I told her I could have saved the government investigators a lot of time and trouble.

Shawnee123 · 01-23-2009, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The other night an ex-girlfriend called to tell me she had finally convinced the government she's crazy and was now going to get benefits.
I told her I could have saved the government investigators a lot of time and trouble.

lmao! So she was calling everyone she knew to talk about her new Crazy Pay? Now THAT is funny!

I want some Crazy Pay.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

lmao! So she was calling everyone she knew to talk about her new Crazy Pay? Now THAT is funny!

I want some Crazy Pay.

Probably just calling the people that contributed.

capnhowdy · 01-22-2009, 07:11 PM

There is no such thing a *no* sex. Not as Long as I know Me. HEEHEE

capnhowdy · 01-22-2009, 08:08 PM

I wonder what the definition of cold sex would be?

Aliantha · 01-22-2009, 08:13 PM

necrophillia?

Pie · 01-22-2009, 08:25 PM

Ever made love to someone 'frigid'?

Undertoad · 01-22-2009, 08:33 PM

I was married to it for 11 years.

Cloud · 01-23-2009, 10:19 AM

they're mutually exclusive?

I'm doing it wrong then.

Shawnee123 · 01-23-2009, 10:56 AM

heehee

You're too funny, Bruce.

Now git on over here and slap some crazy on me...

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2009, 11:14 AM

Maybe a light slap, but I'd rather sort of massage it on.

View Poll Results: Physical Intimacy
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01-22-2009, 02:20 PM	#1
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Good point. The answer is still celibacy then. lol! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-22-2009, 05:03 PM	#2
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I choose to be celibate except when I'm having hot, meaningless sex. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-22-2009, 06:15 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You know, if you're celibate, then you know you aren't going to have hot sex. If you at least try, you might win the big prize. And for the record, unless you've bumped uglies with a crazy person, even bad sex is still better than no sex. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-22-2009, 07:11 PM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	There is no such thing a no sex. Not as Long as I know Me. HEEHEE __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-22-2009, 08:08 PM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I wonder what the definition of cold sex would be? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-22-2009, 08:13 PM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	necrophillia? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-22-2009, 08:25 PM	#11
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Ever made love to someone 'frigid'? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-22-2009, 08:33 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I was married to it for 11 years.

01-23-2009, 10:19 AM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	they're mutually exclusive? I'm doing it wrong then. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-23-2009, 10:56 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	heehee You're too funny, Bruce. Now git on over here and slap some crazy on me... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-23-2009, 11:14 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe a light slap, but I'd rather sort of massage it on. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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