What is your favorite cuss word? - Page 10

capnhowdy · 03-21-2006, 02:48 PM

This opens up a whole new horizon.

******NSFW******

Kagen4o4 · 03-21-2006, 04:29 PM

GNI!

the www.wherethebloodyhellareyou.com advertising got band from some countries, not because of the word bloody but because of the word "hell"

LabRat · 03-22-2006, 11:15 AM

I am trying to learn some new software to manage our mouse colony for the lab. I have been keeping track of what explitives seem to most frequently come out of my mouth:

Gaah-dammit (said with slight hold on the first syllable, second 2 stuccato) takes first place by a long shot, followed by Fuckin' A. Emphasis on the first syllable.

Good thing the boss is gone for 2 weeks.

--haven't used 'cockbucket' yet, seems to be more of an adjective than noun to me.

FallenFairy · 03-23-2006, 06:23 AM

Whore master

fuckin' whore master
pissin' whore master
son of a whore master
whore master's bitch

it works in just about any situation.
I was raised in a devout Christian home and the strongest terms used by my parents were:
Mom - 'pshaw' - (which I still have no idea what it means...)
Dad - bloody hell - which made Mom cringe

luckily or unluckily for me I was the youngest and only girl-child out of 6 children. My brothers taught me to swear

Cheyenne · 04-15-2006, 03:23 PM

i prefer.... Fucktard! i use it mostly when driving.

skysidhe · 04-15-2006, 03:35 PM

@ captain howdys post.

Holy Crap!

What are those people thinking.

You can show off, make people want to puke,make people laugh without taking ones clothes off. Like overkill. * swoons* Some people should not be taking off their clothes.

kaylar · 04-15-2006, 03:54 PM

Grace Cock soup comes from Jamaica. There is also a Cow Cod soup, but Grace doesn't make it.

We have a number of interesting obscenities. Bumba (comes from Bumba Cloth,
pronounced Bumbaclaat, which is the cloth used to wrap dead bodies)
There is Blood Cloth and Pussy Cloth, (Bludclaat, Puzyclaat) which are self-explanatory, as is rasclaat, (ass cloth).

For particularly aggravating moments; "Bumba Pussy Rassssssss Claaaaaat"

The word 'fuck' is not really locally used, save as 'fuckery', as in, 'this regulation is pure fuckery'.

If you use these words at the airport, you will be fined $200 per word. If you
use them on the street, the penalty is a lot less.

Having been effected by Americanisms, I tend to use 'monkey fucker', and
'dog shit' liberally, but usually content myself with a simple 'asshole' and have found the word cunt, remarkably offensive, in the sound of it, in how it is
hurled, and have been able to adjust to 'cunta' which sounds like Kunta Kinte,
so that I once asked about the 'kuntas' over there, and was responded to in a very polite manner.

Oh well
even the best obscenities are often misinterpreted.

footfootfoot · 04-15-2006, 09:20 PM

Stank tramp ho

Kagen4o4 · 04-17-2006, 05:40 AM

howdy kaylar

Griff · 04-17-2006, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaylar

rasclaat, (ass cloth)

Terry Bradshaw's Butt, that's a good one. Consider it stolen.

SteveBsjb · 04-17-2006, 07:07 AM

I'll say "F" a lot instead of Fuck.

F him right in the ear.

moondoggy · 04-18-2006, 08:37 AM

I reserve swearing, real swearing, for my road rage days. I fucking HATE it when people act like morons on the road. I used to just scream CLOWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!! out the window until I thought that the level of abuse was inconsistant with the level of fuckheadedness of some drivers.

The most random insult I could come up with was 'sharkfucker'. Sounds insane, but its GREAT screamed out of car windows. You can get a good 'shaaaaaark' going and by the time the victim has puzzled out the 'fuckkkkkker' bit you're off.

Of course, it isnt appropriate all the time cos I have some littler kids - but my little swedish mate translated it for me as 'hajknullare' (pronounced 'hake - noolar') which works just as well. Added bonus is that NOONE knows what the fuck you are saying.

The C word is a bit banned due to the age of kiddies in our house. My ma won't even say 'the c word' - she says 'c u next tuesday' instead...

One day I will meet some Swahilian so I can use my only memorised Swahili cuss phrase...Unatomba mbuzi (you goat-fucker!) (thanks, insultmonger.com!)

moondoggy

Undertoad · 04-18-2006, 08:40 AM

Quote:

F him right in the ear.

This is funny because the whole cuss is lots worse than just saying "fuck". Like if you said "fuck him right in the ear" it's the "fuck" part which is supposed to be "bad".

Flint · 04-18-2006, 08:41 AM

I like to say Son-of-a-Jesus!!!

Kagen4o4 · 04-18-2006, 06:26 PM

oh great...here we go again.

03-21-2006, 02:48 PM	#136
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	This opens up a whole new horizon. ****NSFW**** __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-21-2006, 04:29 PM	#137
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	GNI! the www.wherethebloodyhellareyou.com advertising got band from some countries, not because of the word bloody but because of the word "hell" __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-22-2006, 11:15 AM	#138
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I am trying to learn some new software to manage our mouse colony for the lab. I have been keeping track of what explitives seem to most frequently come out of my mouth: Gaah-dammit (said with slight hold on the first syllable, second 2 stuccato) takes first place by a long shot, followed by Fuckin' A. Emphasis on the first syllable. Good thing the boss is gone for 2 weeks. --haven't used 'cockbucket' yet, seems to be more of an adjective than noun to me. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

03-23-2006, 06:23 AM	#139
FallenFairy nope Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 322	Whore master fuckin' whore master pissin' whore master son of a whore master whore master's bitch it works in just about any situation. I was raised in a devout Christian home and the strongest terms used by my parents were: Mom - 'pshaw' - (which I still have no idea what it means...) Dad - bloody hell - which made Mom cringe luckily or unluckily for me I was the youngest and only girl-child out of 6 children. My brothers taught me to swear __________________ ~going, going... gone now

04-15-2006, 03:23 PM	#140
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	i prefer.... Fucktard! i use it mostly when driving. __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

04-15-2006, 03:35 PM	#141
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	@ captain howdys post. Holy Crap! What are those people thinking. You can show off, make people want to puke,make people laugh without taking ones clothes off. Like overkill. * swoons* Some people should not be taking off their clothes. Last edited by skysidhe; 04-15-2006 at 03:51 PM.

04-15-2006, 03:54 PM	#142
kaylar Resident-in-Training Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 7	Where they really know how to curse Grace Cock soup comes from Jamaica. There is also a Cow Cod soup, but Grace doesn't make it. We have a number of interesting obscenities. Bumba (comes from Bumba Cloth, pronounced Bumbaclaat, which is the cloth used to wrap dead bodies) There is Blood Cloth and Pussy Cloth, (Bludclaat, Puzyclaat) which are self-explanatory, as is rasclaat, (ass cloth). For particularly aggravating moments; "Bumba Pussy Rassssssss Claaaaaat" The word 'fuck' is not really locally used, save as 'fuckery', as in, 'this regulation is pure fuckery'. If you use these words at the airport, you will be fined $200 per word. If you use them on the street, the penalty is a lot less. Having been effected by Americanisms, I tend to use 'monkey fucker', and 'dog shit' liberally, but usually content myself with a simple 'asshole' and have found the word cunt, remarkably offensive, in the sound of it, in how it is hurled, and have been able to adjust to 'cunta' which sounds like Kunta Kinte, so that I once asked about the 'kuntas' over there, and was responded to in a very polite manner. Oh well even the best obscenities are often misinterpreted.

04-15-2006, 09:20 PM	#143
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Stank tramp ho __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-17-2006, 05:40 AM	#144
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	howdy kaylar __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-17-2006, 07:07 AM	#146
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	I'll say "F" a lot instead of Fuck. F him right in the ear. __________________ "It's only an internet community."

04-18-2006, 08:37 AM	#147
moondoggy moondoggy Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toodyay - its okay, noone else can pronounce it either. In the remote Wheatbelt of Western Australia...throbbing hub of the universe. Posts: 5	I reserve swearing, real swearing, for my road rage days. I fucking HATE it when people act like morons on the road. I used to just scream CLOWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!! out the window until I thought that the level of abuse was inconsistant with the level of fuckheadedness of some drivers. The most random insult I could come up with was 'sharkfucker'. Sounds insane, but its GREAT screamed out of car windows. You can get a good 'shaaaaaark' going and by the time the victim has puzzled out the 'fuckkkkkker' bit you're off. Of course, it isnt appropriate all the time cos I have some littler kids - but my little swedish mate translated it for me as 'hajknullare' (pronounced 'hake - noolar') which works just as well. Added bonus is that NOONE knows what the fuck you are saying. The C word is a bit banned due to the age of kiddies in our house. My ma won't even say 'the c word' - she says 'c u next tuesday' instead... One day I will meet some Swahilian so I can use my only memorised Swahili cuss phrase...Unatomba mbuzi (you goat-fucker!) (thanks, insultmonger.com!) moondoggy

04-18-2006, 08:41 AM	#149
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I like to say *Son-of-a-Jesus!!!* __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-18-2006, 06:26 PM	#150
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	oh great...here we go again. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

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