Lines from cartoons Art imitating life.

skysidhe · 04-18-2006, 10:59 PM

"Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders oughta chill him out!"
- Genie

"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me."
Winnie The Poo

Elspode · 04-19-2006, 01:48 PM

"Run for the hills, folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians!" - Bugs Bunny

"I may be a little coward, but I'm a *greeeedy* little coward." - Daffy Duck

ferret88 · 04-19-2006, 01:54 PM

"Stop steamin' up my tail! What're ya tryin' to do? Wrinkle it?" - Bugs Bunny

"Don't go up there. It's dark." - Bugs Bunny

Elspode · 04-19-2006, 05:02 PM

"When I sez whoa! (BAM!!!)...I means WHOA!!!" - Yosemite Sam

"Hep! Hep! Deputy Dawg! I'm a-sinkin' in the crick mud!" - Muskie Muskrat

"I'll do the thinnin' around here, BabaLouie!" - Quick Draw McGraw

"Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jaaaannneeee!!!" - George Jetson

SteveDallas · 04-19-2006, 05:18 PM

"I don't have low self-esteem . . . . I have low esteem for everyone else." -- Daria

DucksNuts · 04-19-2006, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

"Run for the hills, folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians!" - Bugs Bunny

"I may be a little coward, but I'm a *greeeedy* little coward." - Daffy Duck

Quote:

"When I sez whoa! (BAM!!!)...I means WHOA!!!" - Yosemite Sam

There are my all time favorites, I still rofl everytime I see Yosemite doing that last one!!!

"You're cut too shhhush-ie"- Homer

Happy Monkey · 04-19-2006, 06:28 PM

"You know what? I'm the hero..." - Droopy Dog

dar512 · 04-20-2006, 10:50 AM

"You have made me very angry -- very angry indeed."

"Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force."

"Where's the Kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom."

All by Marvin the Martian.

Or perhaps GWB. I get them confused.

wolf · 04-20-2006, 01:21 PM

"I hate it when my parents forget to pay the gravity bill." (or words to that effect) -- Calvin

Elspode · 04-20-2006, 01:29 PM

"Help, Mr. Wizard! I want to come home!!" - Tooter Turtle

"I can make you feel like I've never had sex before." - Butthead

"I hates them meeses to pieces!" - Mr. Jinx

"Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. I like the way that rolls off the tongue..." - Wile E. Coyote

ferret88 · 04-20-2006, 02:24 PM

"...The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!" -Brain

skysidhe · 04-20-2006, 03:51 PM

When I was a boy, our house was filled with monsters. They lived in the closets, under the beds, in the attic, in the basement, and - when it was dark - just about everywhere. This book is dedicated to my father, who kept me safe from all of them.
- Gary Larson, Farside creator

chainsaw · 04-20-2006, 04:30 PM

Gotta love The Family Guy… Here's a few of my favorites...

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
---
Peter (when he's hung-over): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
---
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
---
Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes.
---
Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
---
Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Flint · 04-20-2006, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

"Gary spilled his ear medicine"

wolf · 04-20-2006, 04:58 PM

"Heid-i-li-ho Pagans, We've brought you some ram's blood for your godless ceremonies."

04-18-2006, 10:59 PM	#1
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Lines from cartoons Art imitating life. "Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders oughta chill him out!" - Genie "I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me." Winnie The Poo

04-19-2006, 01:48 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"Run for the hills, folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians!" - Bugs Bunny "I may be a little coward, but I'm a greeeedy little coward." - Daffy Duck __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-19-2006, 05:02 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"When I sez whoa! (BAM!!!)...I means WHOA!!!" - Yosemite Sam "Hep! Hep! Deputy Dawg! I'm a-sinkin' in the crick mud!" - Muskie Muskrat "I'll do the thinnin' around here, BabaLouie!" - Quick Draw McGraw "Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jaaaannneeee!!!" - George Jetson __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-19-2006, 06:28 PM	#7
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	"You know what? I'm the hero..." - Droopy Dog __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-20-2006, 10:50 AM	#8
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	"You have made me very angry -- very angry indeed." "Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force." "Where's the Kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom." All by Marvin the Martian. Or perhaps GWB. I get them confused. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

04-19-2006, 01:54 PM	#3
ferret88 (This space left intentionally UN-blank.) Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 604	"Stop steamin' up my tail! What're ya tryin' to do? Wrinkle it?" - Bugs Bunny "Don't go up there. It's dark." - Bugs Bunny

04-19-2006, 05:18 PM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"I don't have low self-esteem . . . . I have low esteem for everyone else." -- Daria

04-20-2006, 01:21 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	"I hate it when my parents forget to pay the gravity bill." (or words to that effect) -- Calvin __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-20-2006, 01:29 PM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"Help, Mr. Wizard! I want to come home!!" - Tooter Turtle "I can make you feel like I've never had sex before." - Butthead "I hates them meeses to pieces!" - Mr. Jinx "Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. I like the way that rolls off the tongue..." - Wile E. Coyote __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-20-2006, 02:24 PM	#11
ferret88 (This space left intentionally UN-blank.) Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 604	"...The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!" -Brain

04-20-2006, 03:51 PM	#12
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	When I was a boy, our house was filled with monsters. They lived in the closets, under the beds, in the attic, in the basement, and - when it was dark - just about everywhere. This book is dedicated to my father, who kept me safe from all of them. - Gary Larson, Farside creator

04-20-2006, 04:30 PM	#13
chainsaw Wingnahningning... Er somethin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: 90802 Posts: 368	Gotta love The Family Guy… Here's a few of my favorites... Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. --- Peter (when he's hung-over): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur skeletons.) Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. --- Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. --- Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes. --- Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. --- Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. __________________ I have no life, so I watch movies.

04-20-2006, 04:58 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	"Heid-i-li-ho Pagans, We've brought you some ram's blood for your godless ceremonies." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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