Unlucky/Lucky

wolf · 04-22-2006, 09:15 PM

I also have an unlucky that I haven't found the lucky for yet ...

When they were 10 days late the HR dept noticed that they hadn't gotten the quarterly payroll audit from the third party payroll company.

Usually all their stuff is delivered by courier.

Not this time.

An envelope boldly labelled CONFIDENTIAL!! TO BE OPENED ONLY BY PAYROLL MANAGER!! IMPORTANT TAX DOCUMENTS ENCLOSED!!! was sent by UPS ground.

Our UPS ground delivery gets dropped by a stairwell.

Guess what's missing out of 10 other packages of pee cups and tounge depressors?

We got an explanatory memo and a nice booklet entitled "How to Protect Yourself from Identity Theft."

I thought I knew how to do that. Not leaving a pile of papers that includes my social security number and other sensitive information laying on a doorstep was pretty high on my personal list.

Fuckers.

04-22-2006, 09:15 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I also have an unlucky that I haven't found the lucky for yet ... When they were 10 days late the HR dept noticed that they hadn't gotten the quarterly payroll audit from the third party payroll company. Usually all their stuff is delivered by courier. Not this time. An envelope boldly labelled CONFIDENTIAL!! TO BE OPENED ONLY BY PAYROLL MANAGER!! IMPORTANT TAX DOCUMENTS ENCLOSED!!! was sent by UPS ground. Our UPS ground delivery gets dropped by a stairwell. Guess what's missing out of 10 other packages of pee cups and tounge depressors? We got an explanatory memo and a nice booklet entitled "How to Protect Yourself from Identity Theft." I thought I knew how to do that. Not leaving a pile of papers that includes my social security number and other sensitive information laying on a doorstep was pretty high on my personal list. Fuckers. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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