Tasteless Jokes

Guy is going down on a hooker... really having great time and suddenly he stops, pops-up looking confused and takes a kernel of corn out of his mouth.

He goes back to it with gusto, good for him, getting his money's worth... he kinda' swirls around a bit hesitantly though for a second and pop-back-up again and looks at her while she turns the page and pulls out a hair and then a piece of carrot. He looks at it inquisitively but is not deterred. He is havin' a good time tonight goddamn-it, he earned it and what-the-hell... back at it...

Ok.. this is the last damn straw, as he spits out the pea... "lady are you sick or sum-in?'

Turning the page...."No, but the guy before you was".


How does a redneck mom know that her daughter has begun menstruating?

Her son's dick tastes different.