Humor...I Need Humor...

[Shocker]

So this string walks into a bar and orders a drink
Bartender tells the string that they don't serve strings in there and that he has to leave
So the string leaves and then comes back later
Bartender tells the string the same thing so the string leaves
Next day the string tries again, but the same thing happens, so the string leaves
The string gets so frustrated with his attemps to get a drink that he rips up his ends and ties himself all up. When he calms down, he decides that he will try one more time.
When he walks into the bar, the bartender asks "hey aren't you that string who keeps trying to get drinks?"
string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot!"