Corrupted Wish - Page 10

mrnoodle · 10-31-2005, 12:53 PM

You turn the clock back a few weeks. Whatever you wish you had or had not done/said/witnessed/experienced is now granted. However, because of the laws of irony, you learn that timeless "be careful what you wish for" lesson. You recover, however, and life goes on pretty much as if nothing had happened. However, one night you start thinking, "If I can go back in time, can't anyone else? How many people are doing it right now? How many have I talked to that are actually reliving the moment for more than one time? If they are experiencing a moment with me for a second time, am I also experiencing it again? What if the current moment isn't current at all, but part of a "past" for someone else? Am I a replayed video, not even alive except for in the memory of another?"

You go batshit insane. The upside is, wolf stops by to visit when her shift is up and you both plot world domination over cookies and milk.

I wish I had worked out this summer.

dar512 · 10-31-2005, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The bug IS already fixed...everything you're doing now is screwing things up worse than ever.

Scariest corruption ever. 'Cause it could be true.

Crimson Ghost · 10-31-2005, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

I wish I had worked out this summer.

Ah, but you did.
You worked out so much that you body has become a hard, chisled, godlike icon to all that know you. But, now, you are a slave to working out. You work out so much that your ego says that you can benchpress more than you should. In the final seconds of your life, as the 900 pound-laden bar slams into your neck, nearly severing your head, the last thought in your mind is "This will end badly."

I wish Microsoft would stop programming Windows to crash on a regular basis.

Elspode · 11-01-2005, 12:54 PM

Microsoft reveals and markets a stupendous new version of Windows that never crashes and always works. However, this is only because the new version, dubbed "Windows 666", has been cursed by Satan, and soon all PC users are merrily computing their way into Hell. Mac owners, as always, are smugly secure in their choice of computers.

I wish closing day was complete.

BigV · 05-13-2006, 11:07 PM

Granted. Closing day (?) is complete. Unfortunately, there's always a catch, isn't there? Unfortunately, as the day draws to a close, um. Sadly, the day is closed. Completely closed. So closed that there is no memory of it. So completely closed completely that its as if it were never open. :dizzy:

I wish I had a clue about what closing day completion was all about.

DucksNuts · 05-13-2006, 11:39 PM

You get a clue about what closing day completion is, sadly, its one of those "if I tell you I will have kill you" thingo's and now you must be dead

I wish my jeans would stop slipping off my arse.

Ibby · 05-13-2006, 11:55 PM

Granted, the arse keeps slipping off of your jeans, leaving a massive hole in the rear.

I wish I could find the chords to all the Warren Zevon songs.

smoothmoniker · 05-14-2006, 02:41 PM

After years of study, practice, ear training, graduate school, and lessons, you finally sit down to analyze your Warren Zevon collection, only to find that you've become an elitist musical prick and no longer care about Warren Zevon.

If it's not Donald Crockett aleatoric mixed-meter, it's not music!

I wish I had a bacon ciabbatta burger in my hand right now.

wolf · 05-14-2006, 03:19 PM

The resulting arterial plaque fits right into that tiny little space in your aorta where blood was still getting though, just like a key into a keyhole. As you grab your chest your last memory is of the magnificent taste of that burger, and you realize that you would have rather had a double chocolate shake for your last meal.

I wish I had a maid.

zippyt · 05-14-2006, 04:36 PM

her name is Juaneeta , she cleans like a dream never complaining , untill one day you come home to find that she has cleaned you OUT , every thing even the furniture .

I wish I had a cold beer , right now !!

Griff · 05-14-2006, 04:44 PM

Juanita brings your beer as well. What goes around comes around Bro.

I wish I didn't get brain freeze from my blender drink.

zippyt · 05-14-2006, 04:53 PM

Ok no more brain freeze , but you can't seem to rember how to hold a glass , or what a glass is , or what what is as you suddenly have NO brain .

I wish I had DSL

Griff · 05-14-2006, 05:00 PM

You now have a Doctorate in Scientology Living. Good luck with that.

Now I wish I had another blender drink.

zippyt · 05-14-2006, 08:48 PM

You do , but its a Bass-o-Matic version !!!

I wish I could post pics on the cellar !!

DucksNuts · 05-14-2006, 08:52 PM

Wish granted!! You are able to post many a wonderful pic whenever/where ever you deem fit.

Uh oh, your system gets hacked by some clever lil cellarite and your private collection of ...umm...tasteful poses in your partner's clothes gets posted in the WTF thread

10-31-2005, 12:53 PM	#136
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	You turn the clock back a few weeks. Whatever you wish you had or had not done/said/witnessed/experienced is now granted. However, because of the laws of irony, you learn that timeless "be careful what you wish for" lesson. You recover, however, and life goes on pretty much as if nothing had happened. However, one night you start thinking, "If I can go back in time, can't anyone else? How many people are doing it right now? How many have I talked to that are actually reliving the moment for more than one time? If they are experiencing a moment with me for a second time, am I also experiencing it again? What if the current moment isn't current at all, but part of a "past" for someone else? Am I a replayed video, not even alive except for in the memory of another?" You go batshit insane. The upside is, wolf stops by to visit when her shift is up and you both plot world domination over cookies and milk. I wish I had worked out this summer. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

11-01-2005, 12:54 PM	#139
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Microsoft reveals and markets a stupendous new version of Windows that never crashes and always works. However, this is only because the new version, dubbed "Windows 666", has been cursed by Satan, and soon all PC users are merrily computing their way into Hell. Mac owners, as always, are smugly secure in their choice of computers. I wish closing day was complete. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-13-2006, 11:07 PM	#140
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Granted. Closing day (?) is complete. Unfortunately, there's always a catch, isn't there? Unfortunately, as the day draws to a close, um. Sadly, the day is closed. Completely closed. So closed that there is no memory of it. So completely closed completely that its as if it were never open. :dizzy: I wish I had a clue about what closing day completion was all about. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-14-2006, 02:41 PM	#143
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	After years of study, practice, ear training, graduate school, and lessons, you finally sit down to analyze your Warren Zevon collection, only to find that you've become an elitist musical prick and no longer care about Warren Zevon. If it's not Donald Crockett aleatoric mixed-meter, it's not music! I wish I had a bacon ciabbatta burger in my hand right now. __________________ to live and die in LA

05-14-2006, 03:19 PM	#144
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The resulting arterial plaque fits right into that tiny little space in your aorta where blood was still getting though, just like a key into a keyhole. As you grab your chest your last memory is of the magnificent taste of that burger, and you realize that you would have rather had a double chocolate shake for your last meal. I wish I had a maid. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-13-2006, 11:39 PM	#141
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	You get a clue about what closing day completion is, sadly, its one of those "if I tell you I will have kill you" thingo's and now you must be dead I wish my jeans would stop slipping off my arse.

05-13-2006, 11:55 PM	#142
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Granted, the arse keeps slipping off of your jeans, leaving a massive hole in the rear. I wish I could find the chords to all the Warren Zevon songs.

05-14-2006, 04:36 PM	#145
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	her name is Juaneeta , she cleans like a dream never complaining , untill one day you come home to find that she has cleaned you OUT , every thing even the furniture . I wish I had a cold beer , right now !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-14-2006, 04:44 PM	#146
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Juanita brings your beer as well. What goes around comes around Bro. I wish I didn't get brain freeze from my blender drink. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-14-2006, 04:53 PM	#147
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Ok no more brain freeze , but you can't seem to rember how to hold a glass , or what a glass is , or what what is as you suddenly have NO brain . I wish I had DSL __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-14-2006, 05:00 PM	#148
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You now have a Doctorate in Scientology Living. Good luck with that. Now I wish I had another blender drink. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-14-2006, 08:48 PM	#149
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	You do , but its a Bass-o-Matic version !!! I wish I could post pics on the cellar !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-14-2006, 08:52 PM	#150
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Wish granted!! You are able to post many a wonderful pic whenever/where ever you deem fit. Uh oh, your system gets hacked by some clever lil cellarite and your private collection of ...umm...tasteful poses in your partner's clothes gets posted in the WTF thread

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