5/22/2006: Coors Light townhouse - Page 2

capnhowdy · 05-22-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

That's my only beef with rat poison. I prefer traps. You know where the dead rat will be, and it won't show up in some unfortunate place where it will die.

Yep..... nothing like the old 'dead rat inside the wall cavity' horrorshow. Bad childhood memory.

lumberjim · 05-22-2006, 05:57 PM

sez you. you just gotta know how to cook em

Wombat · 05-22-2006, 06:12 PM

The amazing thing about this story is his choice of beer. Surely the first can would be enough to put anyone off that weak tasteless piss forever?

seakdivers · 05-22-2006, 06:30 PM

Can you imagine what that smelled like? The leftover swill at the bottom of each can, fermenting for years........ eeeeewww...

Katkeeper · 05-22-2006, 06:31 PM

(Ma, it has been an interesting life so far and I do believe I am far richer for having gone through all that stuff.)

But remember, I told you to wear gloves!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-22-2006, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

snip~ Just like a squirell hoarding nuts for the winter, only these people lack the ability to make a distinction between useful and non-useful objects. Something in the way their brains are wired inappropriately attaches value to these items.~snip

The great thing now is you don't even have to go out to get it......ebay, baby.

squirell nutkin · 05-22-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Just like a squirell hoarding nuts for the winter, only these people lack the ability to make a distinction between useful and non-useful objects.

Who's been diggin up my nuts?

10 points if you can guess the reference.

Happy Monkey · 05-23-2006, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Wombat

The amazing thing about this story is his choice of beer. Surely the first can would be enough to put anyone off that weak tasteless piss forever?

Maybe he'd discovedred a method for concentrating a case into a single can! It would explain a lot...

John · 05-23-2006, 08:23 AM

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And at 4.2% alcohol by volume,

Coors Light is *not* 4% beer. More like 3 and a bit.

So he's basically drinking 12 Keith's a day, which I wouldn't *want* to do (it would get expensive, fast) but I could and still function. Assume 8 hours sleeping, 8 hours drinking, 8 hours slightly hungover and doing the basic things to keep my in house, home, and beer... yeah, that works.

Depending on his tolerance, the dude might even be able to pull that off and keep his day job.

Trilby · 05-23-2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by John

Assume 8 hours sleeping, 8 hours drinking, 8 hours slightly hungover

It's those 8 hours of 'slightly' hungover that'll kill ya.

Man, I hated hangovers. I always prayed for death.

Kagen4o4 · 05-23-2006, 04:39 PM

8 beers over 8 hours is nothing. i wouldnt even feel it. i have that much in half the time and can still vacuum. (long story)
but yeah no need of a hang over.

footfootfoot · 05-23-2006, 07:32 PM

Yeah a beer an hour is standard for staying under .08, assuming it is not above 5. something

busterb · 05-23-2006, 07:49 PM

Well I would post my consumption rate on a good day, but I'm afraid it might be a bad influence on some of the younger members.

footfootfoot · 05-23-2006, 08:20 PM

I thought you were off the sauce buster? Or are you talking old times?

Ubergeek · 05-23-2006, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by John

Coors Light is *not* 4% beer. More like 3 and a bit..

Hey! Not only is not 4%... it's not even fucking beer okay?!

It's a LIGHT AMERICAN beer... I've bought stuff from A & W that had more of a right to call itself beer than Coors, let alone Coors light. :p

Hell, tap water here in Canada has more bite to it

Acroyear

05-22-2006, 05:57 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sez you. you just gotta know how to cook em __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-22-2006, 06:12 PM	#18
Wombat (marsupial with backward-facing pouch) Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canberra Posts: 251	The amazing thing about this story is his choice of beer. Surely the first can would be enough to put anyone off that weak tasteless piss forever? __________________ If you don't do it properly, you'll get to the pub sooner.

05-23-2006, 04:39 PM	#26
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	8 beers over 8 hours is nothing. i wouldnt even feel it. i have that much in half the time and can still vacuum. (long story) but yeah no need of a hang over. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-23-2006, 07:32 PM	#27
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Yeah a beer an hour is standard for staying under .08, assuming it is not above 5. something __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs Last edited by footfootfoot; 05-23-2006 at 07:51 PM.

05-23-2006, 07:49 PM	#28
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05-22-2006, 06:30 PM	#19
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Can you imagine what that smelled like? The leftover swill at the bottom of each can, fermenting for years........ eeeeewww...

05-22-2006, 06:31 PM	#20
Katkeeper Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mechanicsburg PA Posts: 296	(Ma, it has been an interesting life so far and I do believe I am far richer for having gone through all that stuff.) But remember, I told you to wear gloves!

05-23-2006, 08:20 PM	#29
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I thought you were off the sauce buster? Or are you talking old times? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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