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06-10-2006, 11:37 PM
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A little scrawny guy goes into a bar. He is shortly followed by a big burly trucker. As they sit at the bar drinking suddenly... BAM!!! The trucker backhands the little guy, and says "That's my Karate from Korea." Little guy gets back on the barstool and resumes drinking. Five minutes later... WHAM!!! The trucker backhands the little guy, and says "That's my Ju Jits Su from Japan." The little guy leaves the bar, and comes back in five minutes. He walks up behind the trucker and... KA-POW!!! He looks at the bartender and says - "When that motherfucker wakes up, tell him that was my sledgehammer from Sears!"
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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