Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Suck Job - Page 4

wolf · 06-14-2006, 01:44 AM

Tonight was one of those truly interesting nights ... not the regular nut business, though. That was pretty run of the mill.

One of my cop buddies showed up just to show off some pictures. Completed suicide, residence awash in blood ... wouldn't be really remarkable, except that the guy had been dead for a month.

No, I didn't get copies. Sorry.

seakdivers · 06-14-2006, 01:54 AM

grrrrooooooossssss!!!!!

limey · 06-14-2006, 02:51 AM

Did he bottle the smell, too?

footfootfoot · 06-14-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Tonight was one of those truly interesting nights ... not the regular nut business, though. That was pretty run of the mill.

One of my cop buddies showed up just to show off some pictures. Completed suicide, residence awash in blood ... wouldn't be really remarkable, except that the guy had been dead for a month.

No, I didn't get copies. Sorry.

At one point I took a class in crime scene photography at a well known forensic school. For a while I thought it would be a good alternate career. Then I thought about all the images and smells I'd rather not have rattling around in my memory. I bet a little goes a long way.

MaggieL · 06-15-2006, 05:02 AM

Glad it was just pics, and not "scratch-n-snif".

Say, wolf...I hope you weren't along for this ride. But you're not involved with the in-patents there, as I recall...

Funny how the Times Herald got though the entire article without actually mentioning NSH by name.

wolf · 06-15-2006, 11:08 AM

Not one of my patients, that's the actual state hospital.

Reporter could have been confused about which sub program on the grounds the patient came from. I did find it interesting that they didn't name the patient. That's rare.

BabbleOn5 · 06-16-2006, 10:35 PM

When I worked as an ocean lifeguard in southern CA, we had a "dead" book of all the corpses that had rolled up on the beach. It was my favorite.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Tonight was one of those truly interesting nights ... not the regular nut business, though. That was pretty run of the mill.

One of my cop buddies showed up just to show off some pictures. Completed suicide, residence awash in blood ... wouldn't be really remarkable, except that the guy had been dead for a month.

No, I didn't get copies. Sorry.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-17-2006, 06:44 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, BabbleOn5.

I guess that book didn't have many autographed pictures.

wolf · 06-23-2006, 09:39 AM

A family brought a lady in last night. She was not really wanting to see the doctor, but agreed, just to please her family. My assistant came back from his interview, barely able to stutter out, "Oh man, she's crazy." Seems that Jehovah chose her for a mission, and she let my asst. know that he was among the Annointed.

Oh boy.

Probably not the best patient for me to deal with ... she likely had some Old Testament thoughts about witches.

So, I go out. She turns out to be the nicest person I've ever dealt with that was that far out there. She kept making reference to a variety of Bible stories that I don't remember, but luckily she believed that I was part of the tests from Jehovah, because although I knew the stories, of course, I wanted to make sure she understood them properly.

Oh, and I'm one of the Annointed too. Because of this her Angels told her to tell me everything, so I was able to complete my interview.

The Mission from Jehovah, is that this lovely young lady has been sent from Heaven to bring about the End of the World.

Everybody better get your affairs in order, because it's happening sooner than we thought.

limey · 06-23-2006, 06:22 PM

Thanks for the heads up. Will we still have time for the last night of the local high school performance of West Side Story tomorrow?

footfootfoot · 06-23-2006, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

Thanks for the heads up. Will we still have time for the last night of the local high school performance of West Side Story tomorrow?

???

When you're a Celt,
You're a Celt all the way
From your first dish of Haggis
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Celt,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got Clansmen around,
You're a family man!

You're never alone,
You're never disaffected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!

Then you are set
With a capital C,
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you're a Celt,
You stay a Celt!

wolf · 06-24-2006, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by limey

Thanks for the heads up. Will we still have time for the last night of the local high school performance of West Side Story tomorrow?

That should be fine. Don't expect them to have an exceptionally long run, though. Jehovah is working on a short schedule right now. Many pressing deadlines.

Rock Steady · 06-24-2006, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

A family brought a lady in last night. She was not really wanting to see the doctor, but agreed, just to please her family. My assistant came back from his interview, barely able to stutter out, "Oh man, she's crazy." Seems that Jehovah chose her for a mission, and she let my asst. know that he was among the Annointed.

Oh boy.

Probably not the best patient for me to deal with ... she likely had some Old Testament thoughts about witches.

So, I go out. She turns out to be the nicest person I've ever dealt with that was that far out there. She kept making reference to a variety of Bible stories that I don't remember, but luckily she believed that I was part of the tests from Jehovah, because although I knew the stories, of course, I wanted to make sure she understood them properly.

Oh, and I'm one of the Annointed too. Because of this her Angels told her to tell me everything, so I was able to complete my interview.

The Mission from Jehovah, is that this lovely young lady has been sent from Heaven to bring about the End of the World.

Everybody better get your affairs in order, because it's happening sooner than we thought.

Great job, Wolf. That is "active listening" at it's best. Seriously, good job.

But, I don't understand, if it's the end of the world, why do I need to get my affairs in order? It's only if the world continues do I have to have things straight when my time is over.

wolf · 06-24-2006, 01:52 AM

I have some other balls in play, so to speak, to try to fend off the end of the world.

Be just and fear not.

Spexxvet · 06-24-2006, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Be just and fear not.

On the other hand, you might want to get your affiars in order, damn the torpedoes, praise God and pass the ammunition!

06-14-2006, 01:44 AM	#46
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Tonight was one of those truly interesting nights ... not the regular nut business, though. That was pretty run of the mill. One of my cop buddies showed up just to show off some pictures. Completed suicide, residence awash in blood ... wouldn't be really remarkable, except that the guy had been dead for a month. No, I didn't get copies. Sorry. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-14-2006, 02:51 AM	#48
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Did he bottle the smell, too? __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

06-15-2006, 05:02 AM	#50
MaggieL in the Hour of Scampering Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia) Posts: 4,060	Glad it was just pics, and not "scratch-n-snif". Say, wolf...I hope you weren't along for this ride. But you're not involved with the in-patents there, as I recall... Funny how the Times Herald got though the entire article without actually mentioning NSH by name. __________________ "Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..."

06-15-2006, 11:08 AM	#51
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Not one of my patients, that's the actual state hospital. Reporter could have been confused about which sub program on the grounds the patient came from. I did find it interesting that they didn't name the patient. That's rare. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-17-2006, 06:44 AM	#53
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, BabbleOn5. I guess that book didn't have many autographed pictures. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-14-2006, 01:54 AM	#47
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	grrrrooooooossssss!!!!!

06-23-2006, 09:39 AM	#54
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	A family brought a lady in last night. She was not really wanting to see the doctor, but agreed, just to please her family. My assistant came back from his interview, barely able to stutter out, "Oh man, she's crazy." Seems that Jehovah chose her for a mission, and she let my asst. know that he was among the Annointed. Oh boy. Probably not the best patient for me to deal with ... she likely had some Old Testament thoughts about witches. So, I go out. She turns out to be the nicest person I've ever dealt with that was that far out there. She kept making reference to a variety of Bible stories that I don't remember, but luckily she believed that I was part of the tests from Jehovah, because although I knew the stories, of course, I wanted to make sure she understood them properly. Oh, and I'm one of the Annointed too. Because of this her Angels told her to tell me everything, so I was able to complete my interview. The Mission from Jehovah, is that this lovely young lady has been sent from Heaven to bring about the End of the World. Everybody better get your affairs in order, because it's happening sooner than we thought. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-23-2006, 06:22 PM	#55
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Thanks for the heads up. Will we still have time for the last night of the local high school performance of West Side Story tomorrow? __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

06-24-2006, 01:52 AM	#59
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I have some other balls in play, so to speak, to try to fend off the end of the world. Be just and fear not. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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