Whats your PORN name?? (Completely SFW)

Boss Hogg · 08-06-2006, 11:30 PM

Take your middle name & the first street you lived on that you can remember

Some will come out to be stupid, then again others will have you in tears!!

Here goes:

Carlyle Railroad

Sun_Sparkz · 08-07-2006, 01:32 AM

you got it wrong!! half the population dont have middle names (myself included), and other have about 10 of them; this is the method that we've always used:

you take the name of the first pet you ever had, and the name of the 1st street you remember living in;

TILLY PERU

oh lala

Sundae · 08-07-2006, 05:48 AM

This is the way I learned it:
Porn name - first pet & Mother's maiden name
(Smokey Doyle)

Spy name - middle name & current street
(Kathryn Queen)

Star Wars name - last medication you took & model of 1st car you owned
(Paroxetine 2CV)

Elspode · 08-07-2006, 08:04 AM

So my spy name would be Robert 78th Terrace?

I kind of like my Star Wars name, though...Ibuprofen Biscayne.

DanaC · 08-13-2006, 05:06 AM

Okay....
Porn name: Mush Gorton (eww)
Spy name: Eleana Penrose
StarWars name: Hydroxizine 0 (never owned a car:P)

footfootfoot · 08-07-2006, 12:26 PM

hydrocodone chevy panel truck?

funkykule · 08-07-2006, 12:43 PM

Eurax Vectra

Clodfobble · 08-07-2006, 01:39 PM

Star Wars - UltraNatal Legend

Spy Name - Lee Gable

I too learned that your porn name was first pet, street you grew up on. At any rate, you may be sure I'm not going to post my mother's maiden name on the internet.

So it's Sparkle Spring Creek.

Pangloss62 · 08-07-2006, 02:10 PM

Blitzen Petrosky

Francis Fairoaks

Effexor Fairlane

lumberjim · 08-07-2006, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

At any rate, you may be sure I'm not going to post my mother's maiden name on the internet.

darn, all this time, i've had your bank account numbers......just when i thought i might finally get the key to the pin#! drat. double drat.

Undertoad · 08-07-2006, 02:34 PM

Pussy Brockelmann

<- not kidding

Curtis Buckthorne

Paroxetine GTI

lumberjim · 08-07-2006, 02:46 PM

the problem here is that if i told you my middle name, i'd have to kill you all. And the prospect of tracking you all down individually would certainly cost me all of my sick days.

but...

banzai meadowview

advil datsun

Taffy Sheldon?

footfootfoot · 08-07-2006, 03:57 PM

LJ are you free-basing taffy again?

Have you told your sponsor?

KinkyVixen · 08-07-2006, 07:00 PM

Porn: Angel Reeves
Spy: Denea Sunnybrook
Star Wars: Hydrocodone Jeep

Gosh...mine are boring...

MsSparkie · 08-07-2006, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinkyVixen

Porn: Angel Reeves
Spy: Denea Sunnybrook
Star Wars: Hydrocodone Jeep

Gosh...mine are boring...

Stick with KinkyVixen!!! my vote

08-06-2006, 11:30 PM	#1
Boss Hogg Complex Simpleton Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 18	Whats your PORN name?? (Completely SFW) Take your middle name & the first street you lived on that you can remember Some will come out to be stupid, then again others will have you in tears!! Here goes: Carlyle Railroad __________________ "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." "You play for a living, it's like any other job. You don't gamble, you grind it out. Your goal is to win one big bet an hour. That's it. Get your money in when you have the best of it, protect it when you don't. Don't give anything away." Matt Damon as Mike McDermott in R O U N D E R S

08-07-2006, 01:32 AM	#2
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	you got it wrong!! half the population dont have middle names (myself included), and other have about 10 of them; this is the method that we've always used: you take the name of the first pet you ever had, and the name of the 1st street you remember living in; TILLY PERU oh lala __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

08-07-2006, 05:48 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	This is the way I learned it: Porn name - first pet & Mother's maiden name (Smokey Doyle) Spy name - middle name & current street (Kathryn Queen) Star Wars name - last medication you took & model of 1st car you owned (Paroxetine 2CV) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-07-2006, 08:04 AM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So my spy name would be Robert 78th Terrace? I kind of like my Star Wars name, though...Ibuprofen Biscayne. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-07-2006, 12:26 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	hydrocodone chevy panel truck? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-13-2006, 05:06 AM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Okay.... Porn name: Mush Gorton (eww) Spy name: Eleana Penrose StarWars name: Hydroxizine 0 (never owned a car:P)

08-07-2006, 12:43 PM	#7
funkykule professional bowler Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 134	Eurax Vectra

08-07-2006, 01:39 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Star Wars - UltraNatal Legend Spy Name - Lee Gable I too learned that your porn name was first pet, street you grew up on. At any rate, you may be sure I'm not going to post my mother's maiden name on the internet. So it's Sparkle Spring Creek.

08-07-2006, 02:10 PM	#9
Pangloss62 Lecturer Join Date: May 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 768	Names Blitzen Petrosky Francis Fairoaks Effexor Fairlane __________________ Things are never as good, or bad, as they seem.

08-07-2006, 02:34 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Pussy Brockelmann <- not kidding Curtis Buckthorne Paroxetine GTI

08-07-2006, 02:46 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the problem here is that if i told you my middle name, i'd have to kill you all. And the prospect of tracking you all down individually would certainly cost me all of my sick days. but... banzai meadowview advil datsun Taffy Sheldon? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-07-2006, 03:57 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	LJ are you free-basing taffy again? Have you told your sponsor? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-07-2006, 07:00 PM	#14
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	Porn: Angel Reeves Spy: Denea Sunnybrook Star Wars: Hydrocodone Jeep Gosh...mine are boring... __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

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