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You know, Elspode...I think DiVine wanted to climb all over the Rock man.
 Wolf, I wouldn't drink any of that beer, it looked like they broke some glass on at least some of them.
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09-16-2006, 05:04 AM
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From the starting point Male commentator (MC): Moving towards the 1st beer bottle at a distance of 100 m [opens first bottle] Next a distance of 50 m away is the 2nd beer bottle Positioned directly on top of the target Will he do it smoothly? Female commentator (FC): I can feel that he wants to open it quickly MC: Yes, he's gone into the level of psychological warfare already How's the 2nd bottle! He renews his resolve (sorts out his feelings) Aims at the bottle... [breaks 2nd bottle] There seems to been a little accident! Voiceover: Let's see what happened just now The bottleopener overshoot the top of the bottle, breaking the glass So, this bottle does not count (towards the points) MC: Jim renews his resolves And try to open the 2nd bottle Slowly getting closer He's in position Will it open? It's open! The second bottle successful! FC: It was so quick this time MC: Yeah, so fast! Audience #1: Seems to have gotten the hang of it Audience #2: Yeah FC: He learns so fast MC: Yeah He positions himself anew Towards the 3rd bottle Slowly getting closer the 3rd bottle He's already opened 2 bottles There's only a minute and a half left How is it? the 3rd bottle [3rd bottle opens] Success! It's open! Voiceover: Let's see the moment he opened the bottle Jim bravely uses the grip of the opener to open the bottle On this point he is not breaking the rules MC: Miss Saito, so there's such a technique FC: Yes there is, it's very smart, there's all kinds of techniques MC: He's opened 3 bottles and there's still a minute left Towards the challenge of 4th bottle Aiming from above, Gathering concentration... He succeeds with the 4th bottle! FC: That's amazing MC: Really amazing, so fast! Aoyama can only gape (laugh bitterly?) The speed is now getting faster Although he had a small accident, he's already opened 4 bottles It's going pretty smoothly Okay, the 5th bottle There's less than 30 seconds left The challenge of the 5th bottle... It slide off There's less than 15 seconds... He's still aiming, Jim is still aiming The fifth bottle... success! He's opened the 5th bottle! Can he continue?? The timer's going to... STOP! Time up! He's succeeded in opening 5 bottles Although there was a small accident but on the whole it was a success Opponent: The speed at the end was really fast He really got used to it It should be because he was learning Before you can turn he has opened so many It was a real sight to see I can only do my best then The wind seems to be getting stronger Voiceover: The Japanese representative Aoyama is finally facing up to the challenge Aoyama gets his spirit up But God doesn't seem to be helping Suddenly, the wind blows stronger at 6m/hr The wind direction is unsure In this difficult situation Can Aoyama exceed Jim's record of 5 bottles? MC: The Japanese representative finally takes off Miss Saito, Aoyama has lift off FC: Yes, good luck to him, I hope he can exploit his potential Being the last, the pressure is greater on him Hopefully he's perform well MC: What's special about Aoyama's model? FC: Although his turn is smaller, it is easier to be affected by the wind MC: But the wind has turned stronger! FC: Yes, it has Hopefully he won't lose to this wind Good luck MC: This is Miss Saito's analysis The Japanese representative has reached the starting point We will start soon At the moment, Jim's record is 5 bottles Can Aoyama break this record? The race begins! He speedily flies to the front of the 1st bottle FC: Flying straight isn't that easy MC: Oh, is that right? FC: Looks easy but isn't. You need to get a grasp of the distance MC: Here it comes! He flies straight to the front of the 1st bottle How is it? Just now it struck across FC: It's so exciting MC: Yes, let's grasp the distance... How is it? Slowly getting closer, Slowly getting closer... He opens it! Success FC: Oh, I'm so happy! MC: So fast! (Something unexpected to Aoyama!) [Show returns] [Recap] Jim: OK Number 1 Voiceover: It's expected for a world champion, opening the 1st bottle 28 sec faster than Jim He's flying towards the 2nd bottle MC: Miss Saito, this first task can considered a success, right? FC: Yes, I'm so happy, I hope he can continue with the same showing MC: Yes, he's already opened the 1st bottle, now onto the 2nd The Japanese representative Aoyama! Looks like it's starting to shake (to and fro) FC: Yes, he's affected by the wind, It's shaking quite hard MC: He faces up to the challenge in this difficult weather condition Success! It's open! FC: I'm so happy! MC: He begins the challenge of the 3rd bottle Jim's record is 5 bottles, Aoyama has opened 2 bottles up til now His speed is very fast He gets nearer the 3rd bottle He backs away a bit And starts to get closer again MC: Miss Saito, it looks like it's shaking up and down this time FC: Yeah, it should be because of the wind I feel this wind's direction is changing MC: So that's what it is, it is'nt very stable And just now Jim's wind speed was at 3m and it's already 6m now FC: I feel it's a little stronger than 6m now MC: The conditions are getting worse now Towards the 3rd bottle! Can't target, can't target There's still a lot of time Getting nearer to the 3rd bottle... how... Getting nearer from the side With Jim observing Aoyama's 3rd bottle The Japanese representative... succeeds! FC: It sure wasn't easy under these circumstances Voiceover: Under these conditions, Aoyama bravely, with the thirst to win. Like Jim he makes use of the foot of the grip and opens the bottle from the side MC: There's less than 1 minute left He needs to fight with the time now Jim's record is 5, Aoyama's opened 3 for now, there's still 2 bottles left! The 4th bottle He needs to move quickly and attack from the side How is it... Oh no! FC: That was too bad MC: Let's try again, how is it... no, he's struck across He needs to get a grip on it There's not much time How's it... the 4th bottle, success! There's still one more, faster! There's still 15 sec left, he'll need to open one more bottle Can he succeed? Good luck! Jim's starting to countdown Less than 10 sec Can the Japanese representative Aoyama open the last bottle? One more try, last chance Time's up! Oh, this is too bad. [opens 5th bottle] He only opens it now! FC: Oh but it was already very difficult under these conditions Amazing In the end, American representative Jim wins The Japanese representative's record is 4 bottles World champion Aoyama missed by 3 seconds (Thought bubble: It was too bad just now Thanks, thanks Aoyama, that was a great contest, 3 seconds, close) |
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09-16-2006, 02:10 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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The best video I've ever seen. I didn't know weather to cry or cream my jeans. never the less, safe for work. (Unless you work in Milwaukee's Beast brewery)
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09-17-2006, 09:17 AM
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Don't look at me!
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09-17-2006, 10:19 AM
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Wow, ashke, maybe that's how SteveDallas stays fit.
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09-17-2006, 11:40 AM
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This is a fully functional babe lair
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09-17-2006, 06:42 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The marching band piece was absolutely brilliant! How the hell did they manage to play so well with all the running about, knees bent behavior?
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09-17-2006, 07:12 PM
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This seems to be the show they're performing for Blast! Quote:
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09-17-2006, 09:24 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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I saw this earlier and thought of Blast. i stumbled on it looking for versions of Ravel's Bolero. Here is theirs. At first I wondered if they were "air playing". That is some serious cardiovascular shit. And a great performance of the piece.
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09-17-2006, 09:30 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Of course nothing beats the Kodo drummers live. They are ripped. insane, livin on an island drumming lifestyle while we're just dubbin' around.
teeny tiny taste:
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09-17-2006, 09:35 PM
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Excellent, 3foot.
Bolero huh....find yourself a "10" did you?
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09-18-2006, 03:57 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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09-18-2006, 07:37 PM
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But that clip is 5 minutes long. What did you do with the other 4 minutes?
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09-18-2006, 07:38 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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4:45, but who's counting?
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09-19-2006, 11:08 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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