The ULTIMATE Question - Page 4

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 06:25 AM

I used to post at a place where there were a lot of pommy prudes and they pissed me off one night so I posted my twat.

They were mortified...but couldn't think of how to express their mortification.

That was ok in my books.

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 06:26 AM

Actually, I'd been drinking that night, so you can put that in the 'things you've done when drunk' convo. lol

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 06:31 AM

Everytime I see 'twat', it confuses me coz my mind says 'twot' not 'twat'

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 06:34 AM

I meant it in the twot sense.

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 06:40 AM

What were you doing with your twat...lol...I need details, like was it just a arse on the photocopier but you got some of my twat in there? or did ya shove the camera 'tween ya legs?

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 06:47 AM

They were being such prudes! SOooooo...since they complained about my 'cleavage' I took a pic of my twot for them. It was a little bit difficult getting the lighting and the angle right with a webcam, but I managed it.

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 06:52 AM

You fucken rock Ali!!!!

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 06:55 AM

lol...it was pretty funny. I became a legend in my own lunch box for a while.

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 07:03 AM

youre a legend in mine too, did you post anything afterwards??? or was that your swan song.

Is it wrong for me to kill the screaming cat?

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 07:04 AM

I kept posting till I got banned for being anti-american. lol

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 07:05 AM

kill the cat

Spexxvet · 10-21-2006, 08:29 AM

Ali, I'm a pommy prude.

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 08:39 AM

lol I'm not showing you my twat until you show me how prudish you are.

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 08:44 AM

sure sure spexxie

mrnoodle · 10-22-2006, 12:24 AM

did someoen call me? I would've sworn.

Ah well, if you need me for something, I'll be writing my How to be an insufferable prude" manifesto over here.

10-21-2006, 06:25 AM	#46
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I used to post at a place where there were a lot of pommy prudes and they pissed me off one night so I posted my twat. They were mortified...but couldn't think of how to express their mortification. That was ok in my books. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 06:26 AM	#47
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Actually, I'd been drinking that night, so you can put that in the 'things you've done when drunk' convo. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 06:34 AM	#49
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I meant it in the twot sense. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 06:47 AM	#51
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	They were being such prudes! SOooooo...since they complained about my 'cleavage' I took a pic of my twot for them. It was a little bit difficult getting the lighting and the angle right with a webcam, but I managed it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 06:55 AM	#53
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...it was pretty funny. I became a legend in my own lunch box for a while. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 06:31 AM	#48
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Everytime I see 'twat', it confuses me coz my mind says 'twot' not 'twat'

10-21-2006, 06:40 AM	#50
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	What were you doing with your twat...lol...I need details, like was it just a arse on the photocopier but you got some of my twat in there? or did ya shove the camera 'tween ya legs?

10-21-2006, 06:52 AM	#52
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	You fucken rock Ali!!!!

10-21-2006, 07:03 AM	#54
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	youre a legend in mine too, did you post anything afterwards??? or was that your swan song. Is it wrong for me to kill the screaming cat?

10-21-2006, 07:04 AM	#55
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I kept posting till I got banned for being anti-american. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 07:05 AM	#56
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	kill the cat __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 08:29 AM	#57
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Ali, I'm a pommy prude. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-21-2006, 08:39 AM	#58
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol I'm not showing you my twat until you show me how prudish you are. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 08:44 AM	#59
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	sure sure spexxie

10-22-2006, 12:24 AM	#60
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	did someoen call me? I would've sworn. Ah well, if you need me for something, I'll be writing my How to be an insufferable prude" manifesto over here. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

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