The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Arts & Entertainment
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Arts & Entertainment Give meaning to your life or distract you from it for a while

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-02-2002, 07:02 AM   #1
j03L10T
going nowhere slow
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: L.A.
Posts: 252
Re: Re: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Quote:
Originally posted by MaggieL

When you start off with two lesbians, "handy man" is an oxymoron. :-)
As intended, there are two characters in the joke. One who is a lesbian, the other is a handy man. Sorry if it went over your head, but the lesbian in the joke would still prefer a man to screw it in for her. The bulb that is and the handy man only likes women but I felt no need to include that information in the joke. My answer is still "just one". It is an original. No sarcasm intended, honest.

: ]
__________________
"There never seems to be enough time to do things you wanna' do once you find them."-excerpt from Jim Croce's 'Time in a Bottle'.
j03L10T is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
humor


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:45 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.