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Old 11-07-2006, 09:24 AM   #1
LabRat
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I was gone, but rock on! It's all about the asstitude. OK, whose next?
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Old 11-07-2006, 12:56 PM   #2
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MTP, you've got one of those nice, high-set back porches, perched up on top of the legs, making them look longer than normal.

I'd grab it.
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Old 11-09-2006, 06:48 PM   #3
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MTP, you've got one of those nice, high-set back porches, perched up on top of the legs, making them look longer than normal.
I wish...I'm only 5'2" (I like being short) and my body is best describes as being squat.
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:00 AM   #4
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...I'm only 5'2"...
So am I. My inseam is 29". I have to buy 'short' or 'ankle' length jeans or I look like I raided my big sister's closet. The trick is to wear shoes with a thick heel, and absolutely NO bell-bottomish jeans, or you look like a walking house of mirrors trick. Bootcut are great, especially with a heeled shoe or boot. Totally lengthens your leg.

Also, my absolute favorite 2 styles of jeans are Polo "Saturday" style (which they don't make any F-ing more because Ralphie quit selling in the US) or Tommy Hilfiger 'Boyfriend' style. The latter comes in 'ankle' length, and the fit is both confortable and flattering. Normally $60, but go on sale for as low as $40, plus if you have a Younkers around you, they always have coupons for additional $$ off. I got 2 pairs of TH 'boyfriend's for $32 each a couple weeks ago.
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:28 PM   #5
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long legs, short legs....once they go pasted my ears, I don't care how far they go.
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Old 11-11-2006, 08:44 AM   #6
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if you have a Younkers around you

yeah! younkers. lovd that place. worked there for quite awhile until the loser security guard became very very afraid of me after i made certain promises to him after he held my very scared very 16 year old sister in a locked room bullying her.
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