November 7, 2006: Yet another new record big burger - Page 4

sproglet · 11-11-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I think it's adorable how sproglet is so eagle-eyed when it comes to giant novelty food. I rarely see sproglet anywhere else. I think she (he?) has a thing for humorous, over-sized joke food. Maybe her daddy was Mayor McCheese?

Well, we all have our niche to fill.

Can I suggest that the next monstrosity to get spunked-up in the name of disposable income and tacky self-promotion, includes a photograph of it getting rammed up the cook's arse. Now that would be adorable.

CaliforniaMama · 11-11-2006, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

A dozen oysters in about four seconds. Without hands.

I have to admit I'm not a shellfish fan, but how does one eat a dozen oysters without hands? Is someone pouring them down your throat or are you lapping them up?

Inquiring minds . . .

Trilby · 11-11-2006, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sproglet

Well, we all have our niche to fill.

Can I suggest that the next monstrosity to get spunked-up in the name of disposable income and tacky self-promotion, includes a photograph of it getting rammed up the cook's arse. Now that would be adorable.

I would pay to see that.

What about the incredible expense of the monarchy? Wouldn't it be better to turn Buckingham Palace into a home for unwed mothers or something?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-11-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sproglet

Well, we all have our niche to fill.

Can I suggest that the next monstrosity to get spunked-up in the name of disposable income and tacky self-promotion, includes a photograph of it getting rammed up the cook's arse. Now that would be adorable.

But sproglet, the bottom line is it's still food, it gets eaten and in some cases by needy people for free. What's wrong with having fun with it too?

sproglet · 11-11-2006, 04:07 PM

It's crap food, bad for the planet, bad for humans, full of saturated fats and red meat. It gives out all the wrong signals as far as I'm concerned, plus, whomever queues up to eat a slice of cold joke burger needs their head squeezing IMHO.

BTW the Monarchy pay taxes and are one of the largest employers in the UK. Plus the Queen gives me the right fucking horn so she can stay put as far as I'm concerned.

Trilby · 11-11-2006, 04:13 PM

I've no idea what the 'right fucking horn' is, so I'll disengage from that.

Uh--till I know what that is, exactly.

Lots and lots of food is crap food. We all need to eat better, more organic vegs, more grains. I've no quarrel with that. I will say that it is infinitely better to eat under-cooked asparagus than to go hungry, wouldn't you?

Ah, though, perhaps you subscribe to Jonathan Swift's idea?

Trilby · 11-11-2006, 04:18 PM

PS--still, the Monarchy is a waste. A. Complete. Waste. So, they pay taxes, who doesn't? They have loads of land holdings, etc. and wtf is Charles doing? Anyway--we ALL have our indulgences. Why begrudge an company some publicity?

sproglet · 11-11-2006, 04:38 PM

Charles is a wacky loon from yesteryear and is mostly harmless, plus I agree with his ideas on organic farming and architecture.

Are you following me about?

RFH = Woody

Trilby · 11-11-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sproglet

Are you following me about?

RFH = Woody

YES, I am!

Kidding, sweetheart!~

xoxoxoBruce · 11-11-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sproglet

It's crap food, bad for the planet, bad for humans, full of saturated fats and red meat. It gives out all the wrong signals as far as I'm concerned, plus, whomever queues up to eat a slice of cold joke burger needs their head squeezing IMHO.

Humans are omnivores. There is no bad food, unless it's poisonous. Oh, and save your breath on the whole meat is poison thing.

I agree that too many people limit their choices of what they will/should eat. Yes, they are media misled in some cases and available choices in others, but that doesn't make it bad food. No reason to get bunched up panties over the world's biggest burger or the world's biggest pile of bean sprouts, it's all in fun, not a guide to better living.

Clodfobble · 11-11-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sproglet

RFH = Woody

Just to be sure here, are you saying the Queen of England arouses you?

milkfish · 11-12-2006, 12:16 PM

Not many in this country are willing to say as much about our head of state.

sproglet · 11-12-2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Just to be sure here, are you saying the Queen of England arouses you?

It's the subtle mix of vulnerability and power that does it I think, and those gorgeous hats.

I'm not totally against red meat I just don't understand why people eat so much of it all the time. Give your colons a break every once in while, Jeeze

tw · 11-12-2006, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Fess up, tw....this election made you giddy, didn't it?

I was scheduled to be in White House when I ended up getting reposed in Clinton. Coolant system failure.

Yes, real story. Any similarities to recent events are coincidental and Freudian.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2006, 09:10 PM

Now that's spooky.
sabotage?
Homeland Security read you posts?
UG turn you in?

11-11-2006, 04:13 PM	#51
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I've no idea what the 'right fucking horn' is, so I'll disengage from that. Uh--till I know what that is, exactly. Lots and lots of food is crap food. We all need to eat better, more organic vegs, more grains. I've no quarrel with that. I will say that it is infinitely better to eat under-cooked asparagus than to go hungry, wouldn't you? Ah, though, perhaps you subscribe to Jonathan Swift's idea? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-11-2006, 04:18 PM	#52
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	PS--still, the Monarchy is a waste. A. Complete. Waste. So, they pay taxes, who doesn't? They have loads of land holdings, etc. and wtf is Charles doing? Anyway--we ALL have our indulgences. Why begrudge an company some publicity? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-12-2006, 12:16 PM	#57
milkfish A serene breakdown Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern NJ, USA Posts: 266	Not many in this country are willing to say as much about our head of state. __________________ A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey Lauren Adams

11-12-2006, 09:10 PM	#60
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Now that's spooky. sabotage? Homeland Security read you posts? UG turn you in? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-11-2006, 04:07 PM	#50
sproglet small in a big way. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The British Empire Posts: 94	It's crap food, bad for the planet, bad for humans, full of saturated fats and red meat. It gives out all the wrong signals as far as I'm concerned, plus, whomever queues up to eat a slice of cold joke burger needs their head squeezing IMHO. BTW the Monarchy pay taxes and are one of the largest employers in the UK. Plus the Queen gives me the right fucking horn so she can stay put as far as I'm concerned.

11-11-2006, 04:38 PM	#53
sproglet small in a big way. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The British Empire Posts: 94	Charles is a wacky loon from yesteryear and is mostly harmless, plus I agree with his ideas on organic farming and architecture. Are you following me about? RFH = Woody

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