Who Supports the War(s) - Page 24

MaggieL · 12-11-2002, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by Radar
I wouldn't be initiating violence toward you or anyone else. It might be my own dick I slap. Who knows?

Allow me to introduce you to a new bimodal probability distribution. The two modes are tagged "Slim" and "None", and "Slim" just left town. This is the function that describes the probablity that your dick will ever be close enough to my mouth to be slapped out of it.

That's possibly the lamest backpedal I've ever heard. Don't struggle--that's quicksand you're in.

hermit22 · 12-11-2002, 09:05 PM

Maggie, that's just too funny.

wolf · 12-11-2002, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by slang
<a href="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m109a6.htm"> Now this is a good investment. </a>Good commincations sysems, NBC (nuclear,biological,chemical) protection, and it totally eliminates your parking worries. What better vehicle could you ask for in this current environment of terrorism

I WANT ONE!!!!!

On second thought ... I would like TWO please. You never know when you'll need a spare.

elSicomoro · 12-11-2002, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by hermit22
Maggie, that's just too funny.

It may be funny, but she's wrong. You're wrong. I'm wrong. We're all wrong. We can only hope to be as cool as Radar...he's going to lead a one-man revolution.

Radar · 12-11-2002, 09:59 PM

Glad to see you're finally coming around Sycamore. j/k.

At least things are starting to lighten up in here.

perth · 12-11-2002, 10:29 PM

maggie, that is easily one of the funniest goddamn posts ive read in a while.

~james

warch · 12-12-2002, 10:44 PM

Cairo, I'm feeling the tug of conscience for some cheap shots I've lobbed toward you. It was bad form on my part to go personal and I appologize.
You do push my buttons.

Cairo · 12-16-2002, 12:34 AM

dave,
Thanks for the info. I appreciate the correction.

Cairo · 12-16-2002, 01:00 AM

Oh, I understood what you said, basically you said that interpretation of God's words and will are fine...even though The Bible forbids interpretation and demands TRANSLATION.

Revelation, 22:18 and 19
"For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of the prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the Holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

See? Interpretation is a lawyers term used to add to and subtract from the truth to get the guilty off the hook. If you don't know the difference between interpretation and translation, you happen to be part of the problem.

Cairo · 12-16-2002, 01:14 AM

Radar,
I've already proven existence of Historical remains found by scientists, and our Founding Fathers agreed that the 10 Commandments are instructions by God...Proving that God's words and will as written in the book of prophecy is true, is proving that God exists.

BTW, I'm not Christian.

slang · 12-16-2002, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by Cairo
BTW, I'm not Christian.

What would you classify yourself as?

Cam · 12-16-2002, 01:50 AM

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Oh, I understood what you said, basically you said that interpretation of God's words and will are fine...even though The Bible forbids interpretation and demands TRANSLATION.

Revelation, 22:18 and 19
"For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of the prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the Holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

To get this verse required translation. Which in itself requires interpretation? Why becuase all languages have different words, these words mean different things. Some languages just don't contain a word that means the same as another word in another language. Therefore it is up to the translator to come up with the best choice of words that carry the same meaning. This means that sometimes meaning can be changed. Why? Humans make mistakes.

Translate a phrase to another language and back again using an online translator of some sort, the words don't come out right, there is different grammar, phrases that make no sense. When a human does this they take the time to rephrase the language so it makes sense, and through this interpretation meanings change.

Cairo · 12-16-2002, 02:00 AM

warch,
I'm always happy to inform...even if it is a different subject altogether. The important thing is knowledge...knowledge is power.

So, you really disagree "wholeheartedly" with me when I say that our schools should teach FACTS only, and leave the "feel good" opinions alone.

I've already had to deprogram my son(7 years old) when he came home from school devastated that the world was going to end because loggers cut down trees!!!! Upsetting and distressing my son with their agenda-driven OPINIONS, and the fact that I teach him reading, writing, and math because their too busy with homosexuality, trees, recycling, and condoms! When a child graduates from High School unable to fill out an application and not well-rounded...it's time to scrap the Social(ism) experiment!

Hey warch, good debate pushes buttons because when the arguments make sense they threaten our views.
If the argument doesn't push your buttons it's because it makes no sense and is not a threat.
Don't worry, I've been called a lot worse by a lot more threatened.

juju · 12-16-2002, 02:48 AM

So, global warming is just an opinion, eh?

jaguar · 12-16-2002, 03:56 AM

Global warming is an opinion and the bible is fact.
Right.

*pauses for a few seconds*

Condoms?!?! *gasp* next they'll suggest the pill and that'll make baby jesus cry!

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If the argument doesn't push your buttons it's because it makes no sense and is not a threat.

Right........

12-11-2002, 09:05 PM	#347
hermit22 sleep. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: So Cal. Posts: 257	Maggie, that's just too funny. __________________ blippety blah bluh blah blah

12-16-2002, 12:34 AM	#353
Cairo Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 91	dave, Thanks for the info. I appreciate the correction. __________________ ______________________________ The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the World that he didn't exist. Keyser Soze

12-16-2002, 01:00 AM	#354
Cairo Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 91	Oh, I understood what you said, basically you said that interpretation of God's words and will are fine...even though The Bible forbids interpretation and demands TRANSLATION. Revelation, 22:18 and 19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of the prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the Holy city, and from the things which are written in this book." See? Interpretation is a lawyers term used to add to and subtract from the truth to get the guilty off the hook. If you don't know the difference between interpretation and translation, you happen to be part of the problem. __________________ ______________________________ The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the World that he didn't exist. Keyser Soze

12-16-2002, 01:14 AM	#355
Cairo Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 91	Radar, I've already proven existence of Historical remains found by scientists, and our Founding Fathers agreed that the 10 Commandments are instructions by God...Proving that God's words and will as written in the book of prophecy is true, is proving that God exists. BTW, I'm not Christian. __________________ ______________________________ The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the World that he didn't exist. Keyser Soze

12-16-2002, 02:00 AM	#358
Cairo Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 91	warch, I'm always happy to inform...even if it is a different subject altogether. The important thing is knowledge...knowledge is power. So, you really disagree "wholeheartedly" with me when I say that our schools should teach FACTS only, and leave the "feel good" opinions alone. I've already had to deprogram my son(7 years old) when he came home from school devastated that the world was going to end because loggers cut down trees!!!! Upsetting and distressing my son with their agenda-driven OPINIONS, and the fact that I teach him reading, writing, and math because their too busy with homosexuality, trees, recycling, and condoms! When a child graduates from High School unable to fill out an application and not well-rounded...it's time to scrap the Social(ism) experiment! Hey warch, good debate pushes buttons because when the arguments make sense they threaten our views. If the argument doesn't push your buttons it's because it makes no sense and is not a threat. Don't worry, I've been called a lot worse by a lot more threatened. __________________ ______________________________ The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the World that he didn't exist. Keyser Soze

12-11-2002, 09:59 PM	#350
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Glad to see you're finally coming around Sycamore. j/k. At least things are starting to lighten up in here.

12-11-2002, 10:29 PM	#351
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	maggie, that is easily one of the funniest goddamn posts ive read in a while. ~james

12-12-2002, 10:44 PM	#352
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Cairo, I'm feeling the tug of conscience for some cheap shots I've lobbed toward you. It was bad form on my part to go personal and I appologize. You do push my buttons.

12-16-2002, 02:48 AM	#359
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	So, global warming is just an opinion, eh?

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