Why are there so few pictures of Labrat's ass on the cellar?

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by LabRat

I wouldn't want it to turn into a "How hot am I" type of trashy thing though.

Hear that, ya'll? Keep it classy, not trashy. Use big words and pompous-sounding adjectives from here on out. Examples:

Wrong: Gee, LR, your butt is great!
Right: Ah, mon cherie, your derriere is as two scultped globes of yielding flesh.

Wrong: I sure do like me some that LabRat bootie!
Right: Oh, but that I might gaze upon thine vainglorious posterior at my admiring leisure.