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12-21-2006, 05:03 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Orgasms during office hours are especially good.
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12-21-2006, 05:05 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Oh yes...they're the best. Only beaten by orgasms during full council *grins*
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12-21-2006, 05:50 PM
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Operations Operative
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: scotland/uk
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No faking it now you'll spoil the vibe
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12-22-2006, 07:13 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Pete's definitely getting full council tonight.
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12-22-2006, 10:35 AM
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Flocci Non Facio
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In The Line Of Fire
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On the first day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be To masturbate for all humanity. On the second day of wanking My peaceful pledge will be To jack off with my left hand And to masturbate for all humanity. On the third day of wanking My peaceful pledge will be To use both hands for pleasure, Jack off with my left hand, And to masturbate for all humanity. On the fourth day of wanking My peaceful pledge will be To play with my sex toys, Use both hands for pleasure, Jack off with my left hand, And to masturbate for all humanity. On the fifth day of wanking My peaceful pledge will be To STAND UP FOR PEACE... Play with my sex toys, Use both hands for pleasure, Jack off with my left hand, And to masturbate for all humanity. On the sixth day of wanking My peaceful pledge will be To jill off sitting down, STAND UP FOR PEACE... Play with my sex toys, Use both hands for pleasure, Jack off with my left hand, And to masturbate for all humanity. On the seventh day of wanking My peaceful pledge will be To postpone orgasm, Jill off sitting down, STAND UP FOR PEACE... Play with my sex toys, Use both hands for pleasure, Jack off with my left hand, And to masturbate for all humanity. On the eighth day of wanking My peaceful pledge will be To cum very loudly, Postpone orgasm, Jill off sitting down, STAND UP FOR PEACE... Play with my sex toys, Use both hands for pleasure, Jack off with my left hand, And to masturbate for all humanity. On the ninth day of wanking My peaceful pledge will be To touch myself in nature, Cum very loudly, Postpone orgasm, Jill off sitting down, STAND UP FOR PEACE... Play with my sex toys, Use both hands for pleasure, Jack off with my left hand, And to masturbate for all humanity. On the tenth day of wanking My peaceful pledge will be To whack off with a friend, Touch myself in nature, Cum very loudly, Postpone orgasm, Jill off sitting down, STAND UP FOR PEACE... Play with my sex toys, Use both hands for pleasure, Jack off with my left hand, And to masturbate for all humanity.
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12-22-2006, 10:49 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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excellent!
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12-22-2006, 11:10 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I second Aliantha - I find hard n fast in the office toilets has it's own special appeal...
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12-22-2006, 12:35 PM
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Hoodoo Guru
Join Date: Dec 2006
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i'll be too drunk to do anything about that, but i'll be thinking of you all! ;-)
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12-22-2006, 12:42 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
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I'm not feelin' it...
of course if someone -- of the female persuasion -- were to post some kind of incentive... I just might be able to contribute something.
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12-22-2006, 12:43 PM
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erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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Only four times, lj?
Lemme see... If I reeallly tried... what's 24 times four?
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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12-22-2006, 12:54 PM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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pssst...Barefoot. Checkout the cellar meta section...
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12-22-2006, 01:07 PM
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12-22-2006, 01:13 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Oh but all those figures.....!
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12-22-2006, 01:18 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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12-23-2006, 12:57 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I missed it. How'd it go?
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