Thanks xoBruce - Page 3

Shawnee123 · 01-05-2007, 03:32 PM

And I, for one, hope you do! (Party at SG's!)

Spexxvet · 01-05-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I never got the hang of probability. Even now I see things as 50:50. I mean I either win the Lottery or I don't, end of calculation!

You're half right

SteveDallas · 01-05-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I'm back in class...some very evil stuff, too: STATISTICS! Not my strong suit.

If you need math tutoring.. you know where to go!

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I never got the hang of probability. Even now I see things as 50:50. I mean I either win the Lottery or I don't, end of calculation!

Ohhh do you play poker? I want you at my table!!

Sundae · 01-05-2007, 04:06 PM

You would want me at your table if I did win the Lottery - I play poker spectacularly badly. My facial expressions are about as subtle as neon tubing (turn of phrase borrowed from another Dwellar).

The only way I could ever win at cards when I was younger was act stupid and cheat like hell. I'm getting a little old to play the ingenue now sadly.

Shawnee123 · 01-05-2007, 04:18 PM

I was always good at the card games where you have to lie; not that I would lie much...I was good at telling the truth and acting a bit squirmy so they would think I was lying.

~Master thespian~

SteveDallas · 01-05-2007, 04:30 PM

I have only played a couple live games, but I've been in situations both live and on the internet where people said they were convinced I was bluffing. My response was always, "If you think I'm bluffing, then you need to call." So far nobody did.

Shawnee123 · 01-05-2007, 04:42 PM

On again off again b/f plays a lot of cards. I like to play Texas Hold 'Em at parties with some friends. I've won a couple. It is fun, but I'm in no danger of being on World Series of Poker any time soon.

bluecuracao · 01-05-2007, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Not true, I just want to present your gift, in person.

Thanks, babe.

DucksNuts · 01-05-2007, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy.

what the?

Bruce is....a slut??

All those things he told me where to just get my into my undies?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-06-2007, 04:52 AM

No, no Duckie...don't believe the gossips, wagging their tongues.

I love you, I love only you. I've never loved anyone but you. I will never love anyone but you. It says so right here on my business cards. See, right there...right after, To whom it may concern...

wolf · 01-06-2007, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Just cut and paste from here

Very cute. You think that because you found it on the internet that makes it right?

DucksNuts · 01-06-2007, 03:23 PM

uhuh

Why do I feel so dirty n used?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-07-2007, 01:44 AM

Oh don't feel that way, during the transfer of the gift you have my undivided attention......and my eternal gratitude after that. Even written references if you want.

DucksNuts · 01-07-2007, 02:33 AM

I'm satisfied with that Bruce

Thanks heaps

01-05-2007, 03:32 PM	#31
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	And I, for one, hope you do! (Party at SG's!) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-05-2007, 04:06 PM	#34
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You would want me at your table if I did win the Lottery - I play poker spectacularly badly. My facial expressions are about as subtle as neon tubing (turn of phrase borrowed from another Dwellar). The only way I could ever win at cards when I was younger was act stupid and cheat like hell. I'm getting a little old to play the ingenue now sadly. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-05-2007, 04:18 PM	#35
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I was always good at the card games where you have to lie; not that I would lie much...I was good at telling the truth and acting a bit squirmy so they would think I was lying. ~Master thespian~ __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-05-2007, 04:42 PM	#37
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	On again off again b/f plays a lot of cards. I like to play Texas Hold 'Em at parties with some friends. I've won a couple. It is fun, but I'm in no danger of being on World Series of Poker any time soon. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-06-2007, 04:52 AM	#40
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, no Duckie...don't believe the gossips, wagging their tongues. I love you, I love only you. I've never loved anyone but you. I will never love anyone but you. It says so right here on my business cards. See, right there...right after, To whom it may concern... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-05-2007, 04:30 PM	#36
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I have only played a couple live games, but I've been in situations both live and on the internet where people said they were convinced I was bluffing. My response was always, "If you think I'm bluffing, then you need to call." So far nobody did.

01-06-2007, 03:23 PM	#42
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	uhuh Why do I feel so dirty n used?

01-07-2007, 01:44 AM	#43
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh don't feel that way, during the transfer of the gift you have my undivided attention......and my eternal gratitude after that. Even written references if you want. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-07-2007, 02:33 AM	#44
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I'm satisfied with that Bruce Thanks heaps

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