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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Let me know if you want me to put them back up.
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#272 |
twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3,143
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No kidding!! Wassup fellas? I say the chicas go on strike until we see some man flesh. And no elbows or feet either, wiseachres!! We want quality.
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#273 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
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Sorry, ladies. I would post some hot man flesh pictures, but those terms are mutually exclusive in my case. More like WTF NSFAnybody thread material.
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#274 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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I have already posted the best part of me - my nip. Trust me, no one here wants to see the context.
I'm much better viewed by pieces, rather than as a whole. Or, better yet, just read what I write, and construct your own fantasy pics from that. I assure you that it is better than the reality.
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#275 |
twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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I enjoy the story as much as the pictures. Got any of you in a tux decked out for your buddies wedding? Sweaty and full of sawdust from working on your house? Greasy and oily from tinkering with your classic car? Those are more erotic to me than some meathead standing on the beach in a banana hammok.
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#276 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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I think I have some pics of me playing a guitar. That's about as sweaty as I get when photographed.
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#277 |
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I have some younger pics of myself, but they are not NSFW... unless you count the fashions.
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#278 |
Operations Operative
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 634
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You're at the beach sunbathing under an umbrella when you spot me. I'm making some pale nerd eat sand for offending my precarious sense of manhood. You're disgusted beyond belief... however you cannot help but notice my bulging muscles, meaty head and bulging banana hammock. You're still disgusted but incredibly interested. Then the nerd starts to vomit up a bit of sand. This causes your stomach to turn but you absolutely have to see more...
I should write to Penthouse letters shouldn't I? Gimme a week (when I'm back in my natural habitat) and I'll see about getting a pic. |
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#279 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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Will pre-senior prom do it?
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![]() Remember Josua Tree? ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm gonna' regret this... ![]() ![]() The last two were actually a modeling job... I did a couple. Some were pretty bad... the 80s were not my fault. |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Rather than take clothes off for the sawdust one, I put more on. It's from about a year ago. |
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#282 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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Gosh, I wonder if we need to call Mr. Rat to come drive her home? She may be incapacitated from all this . . .
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#283 |
twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3,143
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I'd have gone to prom with either of you, SD and Glatt!
My fav of Rkz's is the rock in the middle of the stream one. Maybe it's the hat. I'd totally maul you right there on the banks of the bubbling brook. ![]()
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#284 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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oh to be 21 again
i was hot for about 2 years when i was 20-21.
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#285 |
twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 3,143
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Frayed cutoffs!!!!
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