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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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You can't choose who you're related to, but you have absolute power over who you associate with.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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has left the building.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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People that "suck up" to the boss and get away with little or no production.
Bosses that fall for it. |
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I don't care if I'm related to people. I've never understood the idea that being related to me gives someone special rights to be an asshole to me. My "family" are those who are there for me, respect me & allow me to respect them... I choose them and they choose me. Few of them are related to me.
If someone is not polite to me I treat them exactly the same regardless of their blood status. I did not speak to my parents for years. Their choice. Well, don't we? |
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Hoodoo Guru
Join Date: Dec 2006
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err ... nope! :p
doesnt it bug you when some spotty little oink who's just passed his test cuts you up and causes you to brake?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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OMG am I the only person on earth who thinks Justin Timberlake is creepy and not even bordering on attractive. He looks like the kind of guy who would hang out in this bar uptown that attracts some questionable humans. I mean, I question that they're human.
And Sheldon, you're too funny. Yes, Justin Timberlake tops my list of annoyances. Brought sexy back my ass. ![]()
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The future is unwritten
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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LOL..."Star wars, if we could bar wars, please let these star wars....stay."
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-25-2007 at 11:49 AM. |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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hard to use online tv listing pages
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"Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!" |
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in a mood, not cupcake
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Philadelphia
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- Dry contact lenses
- Drivers who think the red light means 'floor it' - Sub-freezing temperatures with no snow - Sidewalk pissers ![]() |
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still eats dirt
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 3,031
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People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc.
(If this is not an issue at your workplace, then you must not work for a telecom company that employs lots of H1Bs. Lucky you.) |
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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People that can't figure out I don't want to talk to them. The people at the gym who are out to hurt themselves or someone else and the people who do exercises in a way that will offer no benefit whatsoever and the people that give absolutely incorrect fitness advice. Oh, lets not forget the fucker that monopolizes the only 40-degree incline leg-press machine for a god-damned hour. Also, the ass-munches that don't understand the concept of letting people "work-in" sets while they rest. Another gym-related gripe: the old chicks with very obvious fake breasts that wear very tight, revealing clothing--I don't need to see the scar from your cesarean section. I'm glad they're proud of their bodies. But bitch, unless you want me to show you my scars and stretch marks, put some god-damned clothes on. |
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Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Melbourne, Vic
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On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww. If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber". ![]() |
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still eats dirt
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Tampa, FL
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When the bombing target had been missed, it was usually evident by the janitor's cursing alone. Just in case, we made sure to let everyone know that the "Chinese embassy had been hit, again". |
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
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Sales people who are overly friendly on the phone when they call my office and then just hang up when I tell them we are a non-profit org.
Do they really think something called "Communities In Schools" is a fortune 500 company?!!!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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sqatting on the toilet is much better for elimination. but standing? that's just messy
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