Shit that annoys you...

Kitsune · 02-07-2007, 08:24 PM

People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc.

(If this is not an issue at your workplace, then you must not work for a telecom company that employs lots of H1Bs. Lucky you.)

Perry Winkle · 02-07-2007, 08:42 PM

Office Gossips

People that can't figure out I don't want to talk to them.

The people at the gym who are out to hurt themselves or someone else and the people who do exercises in a way that will offer no benefit whatsoever and the people that give absolutely incorrect fitness advice. Oh, lets not forget the fucker that monopolizes the only 40-degree incline leg-press machine for a god-damned hour. Also, the ass-munches that don't understand the concept of letting people "work-in" sets while they rest.

Another gym-related gripe: the old chicks with very obvious fake breasts that wear very tight, revealing clothing--I don't need to see the scar from your cesarean section. I'm glad they're proud of their bodies. But bitch, unless you want me to show you my scars and stretch marks, put some god-damned clothes on.

Kingswood · 02-07-2007, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsune

People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc.

Male or female? #1 or #2?

On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww.

If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber".

Kitsune · 02-08-2007, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingswood

Male or female? #1 or #2?

On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww.

Too late! Male and both functions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingswood

If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber".

When the bombing target had been missed, it was usually evident by the janitor's cursing alone. Just in case, we made sure to let everyone know that the "Chinese embassy had been hit, again".

Sheldonrs · 02-08-2007, 08:11 AM

Sales people who are overly friendly on the phone when they call my office and then just hang up when I tell them we are a non-profit org.

Do they really think something called "Communities In Schools" is a fortune 500 company?!!!

02-08-2007, 08:11 AM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Sales people who are overly friendly on the phone when they call my office and then just hang up when I tell them we are a non-profit org. Do they really think something called "Communities In Schools" is a fortune 500 company?!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

02-07-2007, 08:24 PM	#1
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc. (If this is not an issue at your workplace, then you must not work for a telecom company that employs lots of H1Bs. Lucky you.)

02-07-2007, 08:42 PM	#2
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Office Gossips People that can't figure out I don't want to talk to them. The people at the gym who are out to hurt themselves or someone else and the people who do exercises in a way that will offer no benefit whatsoever and the people that give absolutely incorrect fitness advice. Oh, lets not forget the fucker that monopolizes the only 40-degree incline leg-press machine for a god-damned hour. Also, the ass-munches that don't understand the concept of letting people "work-in" sets while they rest. Another gym-related gripe: the old chicks with very obvious fake breasts that wear very tight, revealing clothing--I don't need to see the scar from your cesarean section. I'm glad they're proud of their bodies. But bitch, unless you want me to show you my scars and stretch marks, put some god-damned clothes on.

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