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Old 02-22-2007, 04:50 AM   #1
Urbane Guerrilla
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come to find out it's the Golf Channel.

What a letdown!



Quel fromage!

Hmm... Egypt, hot and humid...

The sexual life of the Camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
In transports of amorous passion
He's been known to make love to the Sphinx
But the Sphinx's posterior channel
Is silted in with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the Camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.


[one bar of tinkly piano]

"And they were singing
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing 'this will be the day that I die.'"
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Old 02-22-2007, 12:09 PM   #2
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Ahh yeah, like the world needs a channel devoted to people who are already sad. I was "Goth" before it was "trendy", remember Morrisey? The Cure (in the late 80's early 90's). What could possibly be next? The EMO channel?
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