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Old 01-27-2003, 05:23 PM   #11
Thadius
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Birmingham England
Posts: 34
The security system (inbound) at the main gate has failed once again.

The guy that parks diagonally across 2 parking slots.

Getting a call on my works mobile from a withheld number and missing the call.

The guy that has been to the toilet and managed a double somersault whilst emptying his bowls.

Washing your hands and no hand towel.

An email with no content..

A new receptionist that knows nothing.

An old receptionist that knows everything.

A coffee machine with no cups.

A coffee machine with no coffee.

A canteen lady with a tissue up her sleeve.

In the canteen having my plate cleared when have got up to get a drink.

Preparing a presentation and missing the last page.

Sitting opposite the office giggler, who sits next to the office comedian.

The office comedian.

The stapler going missing.

Reps cold calling.

Reps with no give aways.

Reps who come back after beeing told, no business thankyou.

Having to deal with the boss's reps.

Network lock up ..

A conversation with a help desk.
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