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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
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White chicks and gang signs:
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To shreds, you say?
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To shreds, you say?
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That reminded me of a funny day at work about 20 years ago. I was working in NYC in an office with a few other people doing customer service, one of whom was a tough talking black chick who spoke almost entirely in slang and/or what is now called ebonics.
Her boyfriend would come in to see her at work a few times a week, ostensibly to deliver her lunch. He'd hand her a brown paper bag and during her lunch hour she'd count out a few hundred bucks in fives and tens, then change them into larger bills at the register in the front. This one day she is on the phone and all she is saying is "Uh huh. pause Uh huh. pause Uh huh. pause Uh huh. pause Uh huh. OK. Bye." She hangs up the phone and says to the office, "My sister think she all white and shit." "What do you mean?" I asked her "She be talking all white and shit, acting like she ain't black." I really had no clue what she was meant so I asked her for an example of what 'Talking white' was. She says "I call my sister up and she go 'Hello Sharon. How are you? I'm fine, the children are doing well. Jim's outside mowing the lawn'. " Only she says it without her thick NYC patois, very white midwestern sounding. Like a frigging news anchor. It was pretty funny to hear her impression of "speaking white" and if you'd been on the phone with her...
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
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I really feel sorry for people who work hard and learn to assimilate only to become alienated from the people they come from. I mean, you basically can't speak in an "undesirable" dialect and expect to be very successful, outside of the entertainment industry.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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"Koopa, you are a cocksucker."
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This is a fully functional babe lair
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Soul Duck
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Funny cats!
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Soul Duck
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hahahahaha
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Soul Duck
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Do not fall asleep in japan.
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lol
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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Thanks Ducks , I needed that !!!
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American humor is second to none :p
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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"Clear on the LEFT !!!"
"Clear on the RIGHT !!!" "FIRE IN THE HOLE !!! http://uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=798
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