Strange Crushes - Page 3

Stormieweather · 03-06-2007, 12:19 AM

Oh I've had some seriously strange crushes. Unless my morality precludes it (ie: one or both of us is not single at the time), I often follow up on them. Had some awesome flings and made some great friends that way.

* The short, bald, gap toothed boss where I worked (man, I loved going to work!)
* The 32 yr old Pakistani virgin (male) who worked at the gas station (no, I did not take his virginity - all of it, anyway)
* The gorgeous blonde bombshell (female) who worked in a business a few doors down
* My talkative, self-centered college Business Writing instructor (one date was enough)
* My chiropractor who was 20 yrs older than I and licked his lips a lot (we were together several years)

Famous people don't interest me. Infamous ones do...sometimes.

skysidhe · 03-08-2007, 11:43 PM

Quote:Originally Posted by lumberjim
skysidhe and aliantha

Well I can't say the same for you mr. woody.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

You vastly underestimate my lusting parameters.

yep. Flint was a heat seeking missle in his day. His love for women legendary and very nice to person to boot. ( for the record )

lumberjim · 03-09-2007, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe

Well I can't say the same for you mr. woody.

oh, admit it, you're crazy for me.

Sundae · 03-09-2007, 04:49 AM

None of my crushes in the Cellar are strange.

Lumberjim because he's my physical type in real life and so bloody rude with it (but forever just a crush because I am in awe of Jinx)
Elspode because any man who can weave words like that is obviously a cunning linguist
And Bruce because.... Well there aren't enough letters in the alphabet, but when half the women on the Cellar agree, it doesn't count as strange

Urbane Guerrilla · 03-09-2007, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

My little chant at the moment is...

I hate the Army, I hate the Army, I hate the Army!! Why am I attracted to men in uniform?

Kilts.

Kilts get women. They start thinking, "Hey, what if I put my hand right... there?" Once the thought is thunk, it don't get un-thunk...

duck_duck · 04-13-2007, 12:43 PM

This guy!

DanaC · 04-13-2007, 12:53 PM

I think my current crush is outside my normal parameters. He's twenty years older than me, he isn't good looking at all.....but he has gorgeous eyes a smile that'd melt permafrost, a geordie accent and a wicked sense of humour. He also has a general air of cool about him. One of those people who, when talks others listen.

Oh yeah...and John Barrowman....he's less my type than any other. He's flawlessly handsome and gay.

Sheldonrs · 04-13-2007, 12:57 PM

I've always had a crush on Nathan Lane. Anyone who can make me laugh that much will always get my attention.

Ibby · 04-17-2007, 12:38 AM

my ex that i went out with before caro and am still best friends with except its probably just a rebound and is stupid anyway so i probably shouldnt mention it?

Ibby · 04-17-2007, 03:09 AM

Oh man.

The only hot guy at TAS... the only asian dude I've ever been really attracted to (sorry, asians - 's just how it goes...)... who isn't really my type cause I dont usually like musclebound, macho guys...

Is bi.
Hoooolyfuckingshit.

I'm gonna kill someone if theyre just bullshitting me.

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-23-2007, 11:26 PM

Muscularity is not necessarily a minus -- my wife got real hard with extensive gym time once and felt, well, pantherish. Only a shaved panther...

The other thing about plenty muscle is you can have it too, and it's good for getting the lid off the new jar of pickles. There's no frustration like being only just unable to get that lid open.

Ibby · 04-24-2007, 06:42 AM

Lucky for me I dont eat pickles then.

ashke · 04-24-2007, 08:46 AM

Keynes... there's this great picture of him when he was younger...

03-06-2007, 12:19 AM	#31
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Oh I've had some seriously strange crushes. Unless my morality precludes it (ie: one or both of us is not single at the time), I often follow up on them. Had some awesome flings and made some great friends that way. * The short, bald, gap toothed boss where I worked (man, I loved going to work!) * The 32 yr old Pakistani virgin (male) who worked at the gas station (no, I did not take his virginity - all of it, anyway) * The gorgeous blonde bombshell (female) who worked in a business a few doors down * My talkative, self-centered college Business Writing instructor (one date was enough) * My chiropractor who was 20 yrs older than I and licked his lips a lot (we were together several years) Famous people don't interest me. Infamous ones do...sometimes. __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

03-09-2007, 04:49 AM	#34
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	None of my crushes in the Cellar are strange. Lumberjim because he's my physical type in real life and so bloody rude with it (but forever just a crush because I am in awe of Jinx) Elspode because any man who can weave words like that is obviously a cunning linguist And Bruce because.... Well there aren't enough letters in the alphabet, but when half the women on the Cellar agree, it doesn't count as strange __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 03-09-2007 at 04:58 AM.

04-13-2007, 12:43 PM	#36
duck_duck Soul Duck Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: over here Posts: 485	This guy! Attached Images

04-13-2007, 12:53 PM	#37
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I think my current crush is outside my normal parameters. He's twenty years older than me, he isn't good looking at all.....but he has gorgeous eyes a smile that'd melt permafrost, a geordie accent and a wicked sense of humour. He also has a general air of cool about him. One of those people who, when talks others listen. Oh yeah...and John Barrowman....he's less my type than any other. He's flawlessly handsome and gay. Last edited by DanaC; 04-13-2007 at 01:00 PM.

04-13-2007, 12:57 PM	#38
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I've always had a crush on Nathan Lane. Anyone who can make me laugh that much will always get my attention. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-17-2007, 12:38 AM	#39
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	my ex that i went out with before caro and am still best friends with except its probably just a rebound and is stupid anyway so i probably shouldnt mention it? __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-17-2007, 03:09 AM	#40
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Oh man. The only hot guy at TAS... the only asian dude I've ever been really attracted to (sorry, asians - 's just how it goes...)... who isn't really my type cause I dont usually like musclebound, macho guys... Is bi. Hoooolyfuckingshit. I'm gonna kill someone if theyre just bullshitting me. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-23-2007, 11:26 PM	#41
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Muscularity is not necessarily a minus -- my wife got real hard with extensive gym time once and felt, well, pantherish. Only a shaved panther... The other thing about plenty muscle is you can have it too, and it's good for getting the lid off the new jar of pickles. There's no frustration like being only just unable to get that lid open. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

04-24-2007, 06:42 AM	#42
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Lucky for me I dont eat pickles then. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-24-2007, 08:46 AM	#43
ashke Don't look at me! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Singapore Posts: 288	Keynes... there's this great picture of him when he was younger...

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