knock knock

Flint · 05-08-2007, 11:13 PM

.

bluecuracao · 05-08-2007, 11:19 PM

Um...who's there?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-08-2007, 11:24 PM

Nobody important.

lumberjim · 05-08-2007, 11:35 PM

my favorite knock knock joke:

me: hey, i gotta great knock knock joke for you
you: ok
me: ok, you start.
you: knock knock
me: who's there:
you:........

Flint · 05-08-2007, 11:36 PM

I love that one too.

Spexxvet · 05-09-2007, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluecuracao

Um...who's there?

Wilma.

lumberjim · 05-09-2007, 10:47 AM

wilma who?

only because i dont think ive heard this one

Spexxvet · 05-09-2007, 11:05 AM

Wilma finger do until I can get my pants down?

lumberjim · 05-09-2007, 11:44 AM

ew

LadyM · 05-09-2007, 12:24 PM

One of my favorite knock-knock jokes:

A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting cow.
B: Interrupting cow wh-
A: Moo!

It's funnier in person though. :p

05-08-2007, 11:13 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	knock knock . __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-08-2007, 11:24 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nobody important. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-08-2007, 11:35 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	my favorite knock knock joke: me: hey, i gotta great knock knock joke for you you: ok me: ok, you start. you: knock knock me: who's there: you:........ __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-08-2007, 11:36 PM	#5
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I love that one too. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-09-2007, 10:47 AM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wilma who? only because i dont think ive heard this one __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-08-2007, 11:19 PM	#2
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Um...who's there?

05-09-2007, 11:05 AM	#8
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Wilma finger do until I can get my pants down? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-09-2007, 11:44 AM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ew __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-09-2007, 12:24 PM	#10
LadyM Lurker, still in Denial Join Date: May 2007 Location: I am Jack's smirking revenge. Posts: 21	One of my favorite knock-knock jokes: A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting cow. B: Interrupting cow wh- A: Moo! It's funnier in person though. :p __________________ "That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" -Calvin Kitten: I made you a cookie . . . but I eated it.

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