How to Tell If You've Been Kidnapped by a Space Alien

[Uryoces]

Dr. Mack should have noticed something was up when EVERY patient he was treating turned out to have been abducted by aliens ... and forgot ALL about it. Until they started working with him ... then he published, and every alien abductee nutjob in the country headed for Hahvahd Yahd.

Hypnotised nutjob: "... I see lights ..."
Investigator: "Describe the UFO for me..."