Humor...I Need Humor...

Phil · 05-17-2007, 02:01 PM

whats blue and fucks old people?
me in my lucky blue coat.

Hime · 05-18-2007, 10:11 AM

In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up.

The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."

The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A."

The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in.

"Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."

05-17-2007, 02:01 PM	#1
Phil Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 304	whats blue and fucks old people? me in my lucky blue coat. __________________ Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is unable to believe things for which there is no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of a convenient means of feeling superior to others.

05-18-2007, 10:11 AM	#2
Hime Extraordinary Machine Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Outside of Washington, DC Posts: 307	In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up. The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy." The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A." The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in. "Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."

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