Raccoon Troubles - Page 2

monster · 05-25-2007, 04:51 PM

I suggest you sit down with it, share a calming smoke and talk reasonably about how it's destructive behaviour is having a negative effect on your psyche.

Then when it's all mellowed out, shoot the fucker.

busterb · 05-25-2007, 04:58 PM

Don't cut the feet off and you can sell them for around 10 bucks. In the right places.

Cloud · 05-25-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Yznhymr

. I live trap cotton rats all of the time and then relocate them to the yards of people that piss me off...uhhh...I mean relocate them deep into the country.

I have no clue. Not too many racoons around here.

If 'twere me, I'd probably call the pest service, but there's no guarantee racoons wouldn't come back. Sounds like a $50 trap would be a good solution if you're not too squeamish about catching things. Then you could re-use it if you had another visitation.

Yznhymr · 05-25-2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

If you're a pussy, use a gun. If you're a real man, take the varmint on mano-a-mano, naked, like it is.

Actually, this may be a violation of the Man Laws, law #13:

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

Sundae · 05-25-2007, 06:22 PM

Can you put up an ad in your local paper/ supermarket?
You'd have to word it vaguely in order to avoid problems from PETA-alikes of course.

How about:

Homeowner seeks help with boundary dispute/ unwelcome visitors. If you have a gun and could help please respond to 555-1XX3, rates negotiable, references not required.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-25-2007, 07:44 PM

I don't think I'd want a stranger, with unknown skills, shooting up my yard.

busterb · 05-25-2007, 08:57 PM

Eat the sob and be done.

Nightsong · 05-25-2007, 10:07 PM

I have a sling shot and several yappy dogs. No to mention a cat the hunts 'coons for the fun of it.

Yznhymr · 06-08-2007, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Nightsong

I have a sling shot and several yappy dogs. No to mention a cat the hunts 'coons for the fun of it.

Okay Nightsong...the job is yours!

BTW - there's two of the son of a guns, now. For the last 4-5 nights, I have stayed up late and shot them with a BB gun. They both would set of metal detectors now...no problem, but their hunger wins out over getting lead in their butts. Oh, and this is after dousing the back yard with red fox urine (don't even think about asking how I got that...them suckers are fast and put up quite a fight...seems they are not only pee-pee shy, but get mad if you watch!)

View Poll Results: Best solution for ridding oneself of a pesky Raccoon...
Spend $200 on pest removal service?	0	0%
Spend $50 on live animal trap - then let it junk up garage?	3	27.27%
Spend $0 by using existing gun, ammo, and gloves?	7	63.64%
Cellar send Merc over to wrestle the Raccoon and take back home?	0	0%
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05-25-2007, 04:51 PM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I suggest you sit down with it, share a calming smoke and talk reasonably about how it's destructive behaviour is having a negative effect on your psyche. Then when it's all mellowed out, shoot the fucker. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-25-2007, 04:58 PM	#17
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Don't cut the feet off and you can sell them for around 10 bucks. In the right places. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

05-25-2007, 06:22 PM	#20
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Can you put up an ad in your local paper/ supermarket? You'd have to word it vaguely in order to avoid problems from PETA-alikes of course. How about: Homeowner seeks help with boundary dispute/ unwelcome visitors. If you have a gun and could help please respond to 555-1XX3, rates negotiable, references not required. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-25-2007, 07:44 PM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't think I'd want a stranger, with unknown skills, shooting up my yard. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-25-2007, 08:57 PM	#22
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Eat the sob and be done. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

05-25-2007, 10:07 PM	#23
Nightsong Wang Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 177	I have a sling shot and several yappy dogs. No to mention a cat the hunts 'coons for the fun of it.

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