What religion are you? - Page 3

lumberjim · 07-28-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Awesome.

Oh, and by the way, I also play drums at a Christian church. If you can believe it, I agree with almost everything they believe, with the two minor exceptions of the anthropomorphication of the immutable forces of nature into a silly character of obvioulsy human-based design, and the deification of a mortal man who had a simple message that is almost universally ignored by those who use his name as an excuse for their selfish actions. Just those two things. Well, also anything else that is derived from these misunderstandings.

But, really, I agree with almost everything else, except just those two things. And their derivatives.

Really. Somewhere in there is the same basic message you can get from any other source, you just have to peel away about a thousand layers of bureaucracy, entrenched social injustices, political motivations, machinations for total domination of the male gender, etc.

But there's good stuff in there. Under all that. Really.

TRUE DAT!

wolf · 07-28-2007, 12:52 PM

Yes, but without the cruet of imitation maple syrup.

Elspode · 07-28-2007, 02:03 PM

I'm a Pagan, practicing Wicca, with distinct Druidic tendencies.

TheMercenary · 07-28-2007, 03:47 PM

FSM here.

Telefunken · 07-29-2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I think it can be successfully argued that Univeralist Unitarian isn't actually a religion. I believe they are a bunch of people who just want something to do on Sunday mornings.

Go on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wine and cheese society. blah-blah-blah...

Usup · 07-29-2007, 11:20 AM

The religion of Abraham, The religion of Moses, the religion of Jesus, the religion of Muhammad. The religion of Islam.

richlevy · 07-29-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Usup

The religion of Abraham, The religion of Moses, the religion of Jesus, the religion of Muhammad. The religion of Islam.

The answer to the first three is Jewish and the answer to the last two is Islam.

I remember one time I was in a store and the salesman, who it turns out was also Jewish, called me a landsman. I'd never heard the phrase before, so it took me a few seconds to figure it out.

BTW, noone has ever called me the "K" word (that I know of).

lumberjim · 07-29-2007, 05:43 PM

Knigger?

busterb · 07-29-2007, 06:03 PM

Kike? A name I'd never heard till in army. Me I'm just an asshole. bb

07-29-2007, 06:19 PM

I have never heard anyone called a kike in person, must be a yankee thing.

HungLikeJesus · 07-29-2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rexmons

I believe there is no god but Allah, and Muhammed is his prophet (PBUH).

I agree completely...

...with the first six words.

monster · 07-29-2007, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I believe they are a bunch of people who just want something to do on Sunday mornings.

Someone should tell them about S...E...X

wolf · 07-30-2007, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

BTW, noone has ever called me the "K" word (that I know of).

If you're really feeling left out, I'll try to remember to fix that the next time I see you.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-30-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Someone should tell them about S...E...X

Well he used to have sex to the rhythm of the church bells, but the ice cream man drove by and it killed him.

skysidhe · 08-04-2007, 11:53 PM

I don't have a religion. That dosn't mean don't believe in angels. It dosn't mean I believe in gods or god.

I believe in nature and that animals have the same right to be alive in a next life as we do. I believe in magic but abor excess.

I guess I am subscribing to the doctorin of a mid life changing point.
Life is good===what do I do with the rest of my life? Not looking for a religion that's for damn shore.

View Poll Results: What religion are you?
Christianity	15	38.46%
Islam	1	2.56%
Judaism	1	2.56%
Hindu	0	0%
Buddhist	1	2.56%
Atheist	12	30.77%
Other	9	23.08%
Voters: 39. You may not vote on this poll

07-28-2007, 12:52 PM	#32
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yes, but without the cruet of imitation maple syrup. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-28-2007, 02:03 PM	#33
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm a Pagan, practicing Wicca, with distinct Druidic tendencies. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-28-2007, 03:47 PM	#34
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	FSM here. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-29-2007, 11:20 AM	#36
Usup There is only one Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 16	The religion The religion of Abraham, The religion of Moses, the religion of Jesus, the religion of Muhammad. The religion of Islam.

07-29-2007, 05:43 PM	#38
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Knigger? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-29-2007, 06:03 PM	#39
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Kike? A name I'd never heard till in army. Me I'm just an asshole. bb __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

07-29-2007, 06:19 PM	#40
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I have never heard anyone called a kike in person, must be a yankee thing.

08-04-2007, 11:53 PM	#45
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I don't have a religion. That dosn't mean don't believe in angels. It dosn't mean I believe in gods or god. I believe in nature and that animals have the same right to be alive in a next life as we do. I believe in magic but abor excess. I guess I am subscribing to the doctorin of a mid life changing point. Life is good===what do I do with the rest of my life? Not looking for a religion that's for damn shore.

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