In which ways are you above average?

Yznhymr · 08-16-2007, 03:31 PM

Well, let's see...I am above average because...
1. I have 3 children (not 1.86 which is the average per 2000 census)
2. I have a house that is above average size at 3,400 square feet (average is 2,349 per NPR)
3. I weigh more than the average 6' male (which is supposed to be 190 lbs, yeah right)
4. I own 3 dogs which is above average (1.6 dogs per AVMA.com)
5. I own 6 handguns of various calibers (average 2.7 per gun-owning households, which is roughly about 1 gun per household...this data may be outdated)
6. I make in the top 17% for the annual hosehold income per Wikipedia
7. I have a Master's degree (8.9% of population, also thanks to Wikipedia)
8. I have an IQ that puts me in the top 1/2 of 1%

HungLikeJesus · 08-17-2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Yznhymr

Well, let's see...I am above average because...
1. I have 3 children (not 1.86 which is the average per 2000 census)
2. I have a house that is above average size at 3,400 square feet (average is 2,349 per NPR)
3. I weigh more than the average 6' male (which is supposed to be 190 lbs, yeah right)
4. I own 3 dogs which is above average (1.6 dogs per AVMA.com)
5. I own 6 handguns of various calibers (average 2.7 per gun-owning households, which is roughly about 1 gun per household...this data may be outdated)
6. I make in the top 17% for the annual hosehold income per Wikipedia
7. I have a Master's degree (8.9% of population, also thanks to Wikipedia)
8. I have an IQ that puts me in the top 1/2 of 1%

The things you don't mention reveal a lot.

08-16-2007, 03:31 PM	#1
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Well, let's see...I am above average because... 1. I have 3 children (not 1.86 which is the average per 2000 census) 2. I have a house that is above average size at 3,400 square feet (average is 2,349 per NPR) 3. I weigh more than the average 6' male (which is supposed to be 190 lbs, yeah right) 4. I own 3 dogs which is above average (1.6 dogs per AVMA.com) 5. I own 6 handguns of various calibers (average 2.7 per gun-owning households, which is roughly about 1 gun per household...this data may be outdated) 6. I make in the top 17% for the annual hosehold income per Wikipedia 7. I have a Master's degree (8.9% of population, also thanks to Wikipedia) 8. I have an IQ that puts me in the top 1/2 of 1% __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

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