August 17, 2007: Abandoned ducks live in tea cup

Weird Harold · 08-19-2007, 06:48 PM

What a strange turn of events for the duct tape bandit. As you can all tell, he isn't the brightest bulb, his life sucked. He thought things were finally turning around, when he came up with a super name, "the duct tape bandit". What a great name, he thought, all the other petty criminals will be so jealous. I'll get invited to all the parties, women will want me, men will want to be me. It's even better than the wet bandits, from Home Alone.

So the big heist didn't go so well, and I got beat with an ugly stick, at least I've got a title. I'm the duct tape bandit. I'll be famous. And he was, his story was spread all over the Internet, until it landed here, and a cannibal read about him, and well the rest is really gross....

Scriveyn · 08-22-2007, 07:36 AM

"... a few days later" or "from cup to pot"

08-19-2007, 06:48 PM	#1
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	What a strange turn of events for the duct tape bandit. As you can all tell, he isn't the brightest bulb, his life sucked. He thought things were finally turning around, when he came up with a super name, "the duct tape bandit". What a great name, he thought, all the other petty criminals will be so jealous. I'll get invited to all the parties, women will want me, men will want to be me. It's even better than the wet bandits, from Home Alone. So the big heist didn't go so well, and I got beat with an ugly stick, at least I've got a title. I'm the duct tape bandit. I'll be famous. And he was, his story was spread all over the Internet, until it landed here, and a cannibal read about him, and well the rest is really gross.... __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

08-22-2007, 07:36 AM	#2
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	"... a few days later" or "from cup to pot" Attached Images

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