Overrated

[smurfalicious]

wine don't get me wrong - i lurve the wine and i drink plenty of it and there's good, bad, and in between. but the whole swish-it-around and breathing and whatnot is all a bunch of hoity toity crap. really, it's all just a bunch of rotten grapes.

Kennedy Space Center i've wanted to see it my whole life. what a disappointment. the 'astronaut experience' was lame - riding the hov-around in the grocery store was more exciting.

South Beach i guess it would be cool if i was more into cocaine and herpes

home ownership now *i* have to pay for the shit that breaks