Intelligent Footballers?

Aliantha · 08-25-2007, 04:53 AM

I just heard a comentator say, "[the coach] must question the intelligence of some of his players..."

OK, what planet does this guy come from? Oh, that's right, he's an ex footballer himself.

Yeah yeah I know there are some smart ones out there, but they're pretty few and far between. Any coach that doesn't realize he needs to put things as simply as possible has probably had too many head knocks himself.

Aliantha · 08-25-2007, 05:01 AM

Here's something else from the same match. I acutally thought I'd post this for jimbo. The team is 'The Roosters' and one of their supporters has a large banner which says, "We'll beat you with our cocks".

TheMercenary · 08-25-2007, 05:40 AM

My oldest child just left 2 years at Univ of South Carolina, the Gamecocks. The wife went up to visit her last year and came home with a shirt to wear at the gym. The front says in big red letters,
COCKS.

Griff · 08-25-2007, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

I just heard a comentator say, "[the coach] must question the intelligence of some of his players..."

OK, what planet does this guy come from? Oh, that's right, he's an ex footballer himself.

Yeah yeah I know there are some smart ones out there, but they're pretty few and far between. Any coach that doesn't realize he needs to put things as simply as possible has probably had too many head knocks himself.

I played futbol with a guy who got an academic free ride to Harvard.... course I heard he boozed his way out.

DanaC · 08-25-2007, 06:24 AM

futbol?

Aliantha · 08-25-2007, 06:25 AM

Ummm...typo? lol

Griff · 08-25-2007, 06:28 AM

South American spelling, reduces confusion over which game we're talking about... or so I thought.

DanaC · 08-25-2007, 06:30 AM

ahhh. Sorry. For a second I thought it was some other way of spelling Fussbal (don't know how to produce the esset on this keyboard). Why I thought someone might get a scholarship for playing table football I really can't answer :P

Aliantha · 08-25-2007, 06:30 AM

Well personally, I thought you were making a joke about the intelligence of most footballers...in keeping with the thread title and all. lol

Perry Winkle · 08-25-2007, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

My oldest child just left 2 years at Univ of South Carolina, the Gamecocks. The wife went up to visit her last year and came home with a shirt to wear at the gym. The front says in big red letters,
COCKS.

How do you keep a Gamecock from masturbating?

Paint their junk orange, they will only beat it once every five years.

(my brother plays American football at Clemson)

minnmirman · 08-27-2007, 08:07 PM

Ive always thought that other people talk way cooler than I do, and this thread is proof. 'Footballer' is way cooler than soccer player, head knocks is infinitesmally (take that!) better than 'header'

Other than that I have nothing productive to add to this thread

DanaC · 08-27-2007, 08:19 PM

head knocks? wtf is a head knock?

btw: infinitesimally

minnmirman · 08-27-2007, 08:45 PM

haha wow I was under the impression that I had created that word

dar512 · 08-27-2007, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

My oldest child just left 2 years at Univ of South Carolina, the Gamecocks. The wife went up to visit her last year and came home with a shirt to wear at the gym. The front says in big red letters,
COCKS.

Years ago I bought a bumber sticker at the bookstore there. It proudly says, "You can't beat our cocks!"

wolf · 08-28-2007, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by dar512

Years ago I bought a bumber sticker at the bookstore there. It proudly says, "You can't beat our cocks!"

You put it on your umbrella?

(I love typingdyslexia)

08-25-2007, 04:53 AM	#1
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Intelligent Footballers? I just heard a comentator say, "[the coach] must question the intelligence of some of his players..." OK, what planet does this guy come from? Oh, that's right, he's an ex footballer himself. Yeah yeah I know there are some smart ones out there, but they're pretty few and far between. Any coach that doesn't realize he needs to put things as simply as possible has probably had too many head knocks himself. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-25-2007, 05:01 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Here's something else from the same match. I acutally thought I'd post this for jimbo. The team is 'The Roosters' and one of their supporters has a large banner which says, "We'll beat you with our cocks". __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-25-2007, 05:40 AM	#3
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	My oldest child just left 2 years at Univ of South Carolina, the Gamecocks. The wife went up to visit her last year and came home with a shirt to wear at the gym. The front says in big red letters, COCKS. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-25-2007, 06:25 AM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Ummm...typo? lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-25-2007, 06:28 AM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	South American spelling, reduces confusion over which game we're talking about... or so I thought. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-25-2007, 06:24 AM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	futbol?

08-25-2007, 06:30 AM	#8
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	ahhh. Sorry. For a second I thought it was some other way of spelling Fussbal (don't know how to produce the esset on this keyboard). Why I thought someone might get a scholarship for playing table football I really can't answer :P

08-27-2007, 08:07 PM	#11
minnmirman noob Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Seymour WI/Ft Campbell KY Posts: 43	Ive always thought that other people talk way cooler than I do, and this thread is proof. 'Footballer' is way cooler than soccer player, head knocks is infinitesmally (take that!) better than 'header' Other than that I have nothing productive to add to this thread

08-27-2007, 08:19 PM	#12
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	head knocks? wtf is a head knock? btw: infinitesimally

08-27-2007, 08:45 PM	#13
minnmirman noob Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Seymour WI/Ft Campbell KY Posts: 43	haha wow I was under the impression that I had created that word

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