I Ducks, do hereby solemnly declare.... - Page 2

TheMercenary · 09-03-2007, 06:03 AM

Weird Harold · 09-03-2007, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Yabbut, they have to get into character and shit too....Navy boys? are they any good.

It means I will have to relocate a little, but meh, its doable.

If you want a Navy boy you'll have to do more than relocate. Can they even do woman, to man sex change?

DucksNuts · 09-03-2007, 07:25 PM

Navy boys are women?

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-03-2007, 11:23 PM

<checks>... Doesn't look like it from over here, Ducks.

But it does sound like you should work on getting men rather than large, old boys.

Hime · 09-04-2007, 04:27 PM

The Navy boys I've met have mostly been pretty shiftless -- hot, though. All in all, I'm very happy with the Marine I married.

I have to say that I am sorry that you don't want to give "the other team" a try. Our uniforms are much more comfortable.

bluecuracao · 09-04-2007, 04:54 PM

Um, LJ...where'd ya get that pic? That particular porn star would prefer you to Ducks.

lumberjim · 09-04-2007, 05:03 PM

googled him right up. didna ken he was a gay porn star. does he have a big wang? brown hatter?

bluecuracao · 09-04-2007, 05:14 PM

Not sure about the wang size, or if he's a top or bottom...the cover photo doesn't show very much, and I haven't had time to review the movie.

SteveDallas · 09-04-2007, 08:14 PM

Ducks, does this mean you also intend to give up the production of suggestive photos? (Link goes to NSFW thread)

DucksNuts · 09-04-2007, 08:40 PM

Oh hell no Steve, I'm still up for flashing me bits any chance I get

I was thinking that was LJ's screen saver, Blue

zippyt · 09-04-2007, 08:47 PM

Then have at it Girlie !!!

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-05-2007, 12:46 AM

Though I reckon the honors at blowjob expertise come out about even between the genders -- a longish way of saying that any BJ that doesn't overdo with the teeth feels good.

lumberjim · 09-05-2007, 02:08 AM

did you say that you were in the Navy?

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-05-2007, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

did you say that you were in the Navy?

Often enough, yes. But curiously -- full disclosure here -- my Navy years were so blowjobless that I'm very hard pressed to remember any at all. Guess I'll just have to suck it up... etcetera...

DucksNuts · 09-12-2007, 07:29 PM

Was RK right when he said something along the lines of...... attractive chicks without partners, are single for a reason.....?

A friend of mine (male) said something a long the lines of (and dont shoot the messenger here)...

......really attractive chicks are super high maintenance and too much trouble.

.....really ugly chicks are really insecure and high maintenance, so too much trouble.

....fairly attractive chicks are easy going and comfortable with themselves, they are the ideal partner here.

....when you see a seriously unattractive chick with a hot guy, you have to wonder whether she can suck start a harley, or let herself go when she *landed the big one*.

I guess I am just pondering the big picture here

and generally feeling shitty with myself.

09-03-2007, 06:03 AM	#16
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-03-2007, 11:23 PM	#19
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	<checks>... Doesn't look like it from over here, Ducks. But it does sound like you should work on getting men rather than large, old boys. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-04-2007, 05:03 PM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	googled him right up. didna ken he was a gay porn star. does he have a big wang? brown hatter? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-04-2007, 08:47 PM	#26
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Then have at it Girlie !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-05-2007, 12:46 AM	#27
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Though I reckon the honors at blowjob expertise come out about even between the genders -- a longish way of saying that any BJ that doesn't overdo with the teeth feels good. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-03-2007, 07:25 PM	#18
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Navy boys are women?

09-04-2007, 04:27 PM	#20
Hime Extraordinary Machine Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Outside of Washington, DC Posts: 307	The Navy boys I've met have mostly been pretty shiftless -- hot, though. All in all, I'm very happy with the Marine I married. I have to say that I am sorry that you don't want to give "the other team" a try. Our uniforms are much more comfortable.

09-04-2007, 04:54 PM	#21
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Um, LJ...where'd ya get that pic? That particular porn star would prefer you to Ducks.

09-04-2007, 05:14 PM	#23
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Not sure about the wang size, or if he's a top or bottom...the cover photo doesn't show very much, and I haven't had time to review the movie.

09-04-2007, 08:14 PM	#24
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Ducks, does this mean you also intend to give up the production of suggestive photos? (Link goes to NSFW thread)

09-04-2007, 08:40 PM	#25
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Oh hell no Steve, I'm still up for flashing me bits any chance I get I was thinking that was LJ's screen saver, Blue

09-05-2007, 02:08 AM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	did you say that you were in the Navy? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-12-2007, 07:29 PM	#30
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Was RK right when he said something along the lines of...... attractive chicks without partners, are single for a reason.....? A friend of mine (male) said something a long the lines of (and dont shoot the messenger here)... ......really attractive chicks are super high maintenance and too much trouble. .....really ugly chicks are really insecure and high maintenance, so too much trouble. ....fairly attractive chicks are easy going and comfortable with themselves, they are the ideal partner here. ....when you see a seriously unattractive chick with a hot guy, you have to wonder whether she can suck start a harley, or let herself go when she landed the big one. I guess I am just pondering the big picture here and generally feeling shitty with myself.

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