carjacked - Page 3

HungLikeJesus · 09-25-2007, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I missed Cloud's post #2 on what "RBS" meant, so I checked it on urbandictionary.com

This thread is hilarious and y'all didn't know it.

Hey UT, that's funny. Now I'm re-reading this thread, substituting different RBS acronyms. (Kind of like reading fortune cookies and adding "...naked in bed" to the end.)

lumberjim · 09-25-2007, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie

I'm involved in some major RBS right now. I can (probably) talk about it in mid-October. Till then, I'll have to hold my breath on this thread.

ROUGH BUM SEX
OR
RANDOM BONER SYNDROME?

Cicero · 09-25-2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

Good advice HLJ....too bad the "high risk places" have turned into everywhere. That's the nature of RBS....it's not random if you know it's likely.

lol!!!

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-26-2007, 12:49 AM

Now, Spexx, there is your severe mental problem, right on display: you're a rager against self defense, and you've been one for I don't know how long. A sane approach -- and I've told you in some detail yours isn't -- is an approach conducive to self defense, even unto killing tools. You always taking the hoplophobic side isn't going to persuade anyone, and it shouldn't have persuaded you. And before you start yelling about "civilized," remember that it is civilized to defeat the aberrant barbarians. That's what my approach is about -- yours is about paying Danegeld and hoping to get rid of the Dane. Ain't gonna happen.

You reduce manmade RBS by reducing perpetrators, by conversion or by ballistics, but above all by reducing perpetrators.

Spexxvet · 09-26-2007, 08:47 AM

Anything

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

HungLikeJesus · 09-26-2007, 02:56 PM

LJ
I'd been considering taking a self-defense course for a while. This thread got me motivated to do it. I'm now going to class twice a week. My wife is planning to take the women's self-defense class the next time it's offered (it's a weekend course).

Thanks.

lumberjim · 09-26-2007, 08:14 PM

strange what motivates us, isn't it?

here's an interesting progression of events for you:

I read a post by...of all people....fucknutscockpit....that, while bashing me(which he refers to never doing in a long PM he sent me, btw) .......anyway....he says to the crazy chick.....'you have good content'......and it occurs to me, that i think of myself as having good content, but really haven't written any thing for you people other than wise cracks and insults for a good long while......in truth...i USED to have good content......

starting a new paragraph just cuz it makes it easier to read here.....So, I make the thread about being sick of my own shit.....which makes me think....wel....just dont whine about it, put some shit up like you used to do.

so i did. I just let some real life out on the cellar for you. something i came across that made me go ....hmmm.

then there are replies, and you start to see that this shit actually happens, and then....there is a carjacking self defense link.....and now you're going to give some of your money to a person that will give you a skill in exchange.

if you get killed trying to defend yourself against a carjacker......i'll hunt you down in the next life, and lock you in a room with badgerphone for like....15 minutes.

Ibby · 09-26-2007, 10:27 PM

Boo-be-do-be-doo!
Boo-be-do-be-doo!
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring...

HungLikeJesus · 09-26-2007, 11:06 PM

lumberjim - you're alright, you know? You're alright.

Now I feel bad for nominating you for Mrs. Cellar 2008.

lumberjim · 09-26-2007, 11:29 PM

don't feel bad. i can totally take a joke.

at least you're funny. when suxxvet tried the same joke, it fell flat. man...it would suck to be him.

HungLikeJesus · 09-27-2007, 01:14 AM

Just so you know - it wasn't me, it was the pod.

rk's on his way over to help me burn it.

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-27-2007, 03:17 AM

Spexx, not to be ad hominem, but on self defense I'm the sane one of us two, and I'm cooler about it as well. We all know what happened to you the last time you tangled with me, rkzen, and xoxoxoBruce. You did not merely lose that argument, you jettisoned it overboard.

Spexxvet · 09-27-2007, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

...if you get killed trying to defend yourself against a carjacker......i'll hunt you down in the next life, and lock you in a room with badgerphone for like....15 minutes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Spexx, not to be ad hominem, but on self defense I'm the sane one of us two, and I'm cooler about it as well. We all know what happened to you the last time you tangled with me, rkzen, and xoxoxoBruce. You did not merely lose that argument, you jettisoned it overboard.

Wait, jimmylegs just advocated not defending oneself against a carjacker. Go get him.

Clodfobble · 09-27-2007, 11:44 AM

No no, he advocated not dying while poorly defending yourself. You've just got to make sure you do it right.

On the subject of self-defense courses, my mother made me take one when I was maybe 12, and a refresher course at least one other time. At the time I thought it was overkill, but later there were scenarios I found myself in where I was grateful to have (though never need) the skills. I will definitely be making my girls take one someday, assuming I ever have any.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-27-2007, 11:54 AM

Just grab the kid and hold him in front of you in case the carjacker gets one shot off before you can draw.

09-26-2007, 12:49 AM	#34
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Now, Spexx, there is your severe mental problem, right on display: you're a rager against self defense, and you've been one for I don't know how long. A sane approach -- and I've told you in some detail yours isn't -- is an approach conducive to self defense, even unto killing tools. You always taking the hoplophobic side isn't going to persuade anyone, and it shouldn't have persuaded you. And before you start yelling about "civilized," remember that it is civilized to defeat the aberrant barbarians. That's what my approach is about -- yours is about paying Danegeld and hoping to get rid of the Dane. Ain't gonna happen. You reduce manmade RBS by reducing perpetrators, by conversion or by ballistics, but above all by reducing perpetrators. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-26-2007, 02:56 PM	#36
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	LJ I'd been considering taking a self-defense course for a while. This thread got me motivated to do it. I'm now going to class twice a week. My wife is planning to take the women's self-defense class the next time it's offered (it's a weekend course). Thanks. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-26-2007, 08:14 PM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	strange what motivates us, isn't it? here's an interesting progression of events for you: I read a post by...of all people....fucknutscockpit....that, while bashing me(which he refers to never doing in a long PM he sent me, btw) .......anyway....he says to the crazy chick.....'you have good content'......and it occurs to me, that i think of myself as having good content, but really haven't written any thing for you people other than wise cracks and insults for a good long while......in truth...i USED to have good content...... starting a new paragraph just cuz it makes it easier to read here.....So, I make the thread about being sick of my own shit.....which makes me think....wel....just dont whine about it, put some shit up like you used to do. so i did. I just let some real life out on the cellar for you. something i came across that made me go ....hmmm. then there are replies, and you start to see that this shit actually happens, and then....there is a carjacking self defense link.....and now you're going to give some of your money to a person that will give you a skill in exchange. if you get killed trying to defend yourself against a carjacker......i'll hunt you down in the next life, and lock you in a room with badgerphone for like....15 minutes. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-26-2007, 10:27 PM	#38
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Boo-be-do-be-doo! Boo-be-do-be-doo! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-26-2007, 11:06 PM	#39
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	lumberjim - you're alright, you know? You're alright. Now I feel bad for nominating you for Mrs. Cellar 2008. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-26-2007, 11:29 PM	#40
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	don't feel bad. i can totally take a joke. at least you're funny. when suxxvet tried the same joke, it fell flat. man...it would suck to be him. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-27-2007, 01:14 AM	#41
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Just so you know - it wasn't me, it was the pod. rk's on his way over to help me burn it. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-27-2007, 03:17 AM	#42
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Spexx, not to be ad hominem, but on self defense I'm the sane one of us two, and I'm cooler about it as well. We all know what happened to you the last time you tangled with me, rkzen, and xoxoxoBruce. You did not merely lose that argument, you jettisoned it overboard. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-27-2007, 11:44 AM	#44
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	No no, he advocated not dying while poorly defending yourself. You've just got to make sure you do it right. On the subject of self-defense courses, my mother made me take one when I was maybe 12, and a refresher course at least one other time. At the time I thought it was overkill, but later there were scenarios I found myself in where I was grateful to have (though never need) the skills. I will definitely be making my girls take one someday, assuming I ever have any.

09-27-2007, 11:54 AM	#45
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Just grab the kid and hold him in front of you in case the carjacker gets one shot off before you can draw.

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