And for those not up for the intellectual challenges of Memento...

Dear Mr. Parabolate -

First of all, I'm sorry if you're a Ms. or Mrs. Mr. Parabolate sounds better though, and that's why I opted to use that generic term.

Secondly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is about the funniest movie I have ever seen. I laughed more at it (the two times I have seen it in big American movie theaters with reclining seats) than I did at any of Smith's previous masterpieces. I just wanted to let you know that it's probably the funniest movie you will ever see. Ever.

Thirdly, I just wanted to take this time to gloat about how I've seen it twice and you haven't. And to remind you that I laughed a whole whole lot.

And lastly, I wanted to add that Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is ridiculously fucking good.

Thank you.

--Dave

(d ham s a i c == proper pronunciation, by the way... dave ham, work at saic... i can imagine someone going "dhamsake?" or "deehumsake?" hehe)