October 1, 2007: Teeny baby

Undertoad · 10-01-2007, 02:10 PM

It's the Monday Neatorama collaboration image!

The Mail has it again. Weighing in at a record-setting 10 oz. is tiny Kimberly, the smallest surviving birth in Germany. She just missed the world record by an ounce. Since we had the massive baby a few days ago, I thought it would be appropriate to bring this one in as its counterpart.

They compare her to the size of a mobile phone, and there's the pen for comparison. Here's a blurrier shot but with an adult hand:

I'm reminded of Bill Cosby's great "Childbirth"... "Darling, I love you very, very much... you just gave birth to a lizard."

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Spexxvet · 10-01-2007, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

...I'm reminded of Bill Cosby's great "Childbirth"... "Darling, I love you very, very much... you just gave birth to a lizard."

Or a tiny clay statue of a baby. That's sad.

glatt · 10-01-2007, 03:10 PM

The bar on the left represents the weight of the 10 oz. baby.
The bar on the right represents the weight of the 17.1 lbs baby.
(yeah, I know I labeled the second bar wrong.)

Savannh · 10-01-2007, 03:43 PM

That's not cooked! Put it back in the oven.

(The horrified first response.)

manephelien · 10-02-2007, 12:08 AM

What a poor little baby.

I do hope this one won't have any learning disorders or developmental problems as many of these extreme preemies do.

Gravdigr · 10-02-2007, 06:35 AM

10 ounces?! My farts weigh more than ten ounces!

morie · 10-03-2007, 02:53 AM

looks cooked enough to me. like a sausage but don't think it would fill you up.

TheMercenary · 10-03-2007, 05:38 AM

We shouldn't be saving fetus'.

Happy Monkey · 10-03-2007, 01:33 PM

We shouldn't be saving fetus' what?

10-01-2007, 02:10 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	October 1, 2007: Teeny baby It's the Monday Neatorama collaboration image! The Mail has it again. Weighing in at a record-setting 10 oz. is tiny Kimberly, the smallest surviving birth in Germany. She just missed the world record by an ounce. Since we had the massive baby a few days ago, I thought it would be appropriate to bring this one in as its counterpart. They compare her to the size of a mobile phone, and there's the pen for comparison. Here's a blurrier shot but with an adult hand: I'm reminded of Bill Cosby's great "Childbirth"... "Darling, I love you very, very much... you just gave birth to a lizard." Remember to check out our friends at Neatorama for more neato stuff all the time!

10-01-2007, 03:10 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The bar on the left represents the weight of the 10 oz. baby. The bar on the right represents the weight of the 17.1 lbs baby. (yeah, I know I labeled the second bar wrong.) Attached Images

10-02-2007, 12:08 AM	#5
manephelien Smooth Ruffian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hogwarts Posts: 47	What a poor little baby. I do hope this one won't have any learning disorders or developmental problems as many of these extreme preemies do. __________________ Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.

10-03-2007, 05:38 AM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	We shouldn't be saving fetus'. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-03-2007, 01:33 PM	#9
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	We shouldn't be saving fetus' what? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-01-2007, 03:43 PM	#4
Savannh Lead Subordinate Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Victoria, BC Canada Posts: 15	That's not cooked! Put it back in the oven. (The horrified first response.)

10-02-2007, 06:35 AM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	10 ounces?! My farts weigh more than ten ounces!

10-03-2007, 02:53 AM	#7
morie Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 46	looks cooked enough to me. like a sausage but don't think it would fill you up.

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